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Christmas is traditionally celebrated on or around January 7th in Ethiopia.
Just saying...
Dave
Two pints of semi-skimmed please, and some cottage cheese.
Thanks, The Police
if you are Sting you have more than enough CHEESE!
the milkman
Might I suggest you start with "The Joy of Sex"? After that if you want to get a bit more technical try the Karma Sutra.
Yours,
Dr Alex Discomfort.
Dear Ian,
Dear Mr Tillbrook
Glad to hear you are finally 'Up the junction'. Be sure to come and visit Centre Parcs again.
CP marketing team (in association with Mumsnet)
Dear Kevin Rowland
next time please use a condom, as Eileen was not best pleased.
Eileen's mum
Dear Meatloaf
Geoff Boycott accepts your challenge to Bat out of hell just as soon as he gets there
National Cricket Board
Dear Cheryl
Glad to hear that your black tongue has cleared up. As anticipated, the problem went once you stopped putting Cole in your mouth.
Dr Axisus
Dear Barry Gibb
Maurice and Robin politely request that you cease playing Stayin alive in your live set
Acme Clairvoyant services
Dear Centre Parcs
I need to cancel my reservation for next weekend. My girlfriend said she'd do anything for love but she won't do that.
Mr Meatloaf
Dear mr Shakin Stevens
Thank you for offering to be the face of the Parkinson's society, however we feel you have misunderstood the essence of this affliction.
the Parkinson's society
Are you available for a little chat?
Yours,The head of Operation Yewtree.
Dear Mr Peter Green
give us your house
Jesus
Dear Mr Hammett
I believe the Gibson Les Paul, previously owned by Mr Green, was wrongly delivered. I'm free to collect any day next week.
Yours sincerely
J. Bonamassa
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Enough of the passive-aggression, was it about me?
Cheers, Mick
Dear Miss Simon,
I'm overweight and half bald, I'm really not vain at all.
Thanks
Mike.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
I've been talking to the band and we think you're holding us back. You've got a daytime job, you're doing alright, and it's like you don't give a shit about the scene. Not even sure if you even like trumpets any more.
Cheers etc