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Your sporadic flurries of multiple repeated calls to this number are becoming a nuisance.
Sincerely,
Sinbaadi
It's winter. I'm quite sure they will all return again next spring. I thought you might have worked that out by yourselves to be honest.
Regards
Emp.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
In honour of our great people and land, you will henceforth learn a new National Anthem.
Entitled "Old MacDonald Used to Have a Farm"
Yours,
Dr Robert M.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Actually, it's not there anymore. The bloody storms washed it away but the poor boys are being re-located and my parent's haberdashery business is still taking orders for alterations.
Hope this helps,
Yours,
Gass.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
PS We have booked you onto the next episode of Later..With Jools Holland
Contrary to your assertions, we confirm that the sun will indeed not only rise on the morrow as per usual, but it will also shine (cloud permitting).
Yours,
Michael the Fish.
That's the last time I take travel advice off you, pal.
Bloody nightmare journey! You should rename that song "Take the Rail Replacement Bus Service".
Skarloey.
We have recently received a complaint of harassment from a resident in your district. In particular, the complainant feels that he 'can't even take a fucking breath' without being stared at by your officers. We will be investigating the matter and will contact you in due course.
Yours, the IPCC
Dear Mr. Morrissey,
We write to inform you that the criminal act of murder cannot be applied to something that is already dead.
Yours,
The Guild of Master Butchers.
We have received a complaint from a resident in your district. She wishes to make it known that just because she wears make-up and likes to wear a little dress does not mean that she is going to 'sell her body to the night'. We will be investigating the matter and will contact you in due course.
Yours, the IPCC
Dear bananarama
up a semi tone!
Dear Gloria Jones
watch out for that tr........