People on subways and trains

Sambostar

I wouldn't mind betting that crash was caused by a couple of very fat, obnoxious and heavy BMW driving suits in first class, most likely sitting in someone else's reserved seat.  Obviously way overloaded the carriage, although I think the cheese and pickle sandwich was the final straw.

thecolourbox

Without a shadow of a doubt

Sambostar

Wow, we're good.  We should be on FBI Files or something.

Maybe we could discuss it further on grindr?

thecolourbox

Yes shall we

"Sambostar is 0.2m away"

meltedbuzzbox

What's with all the bmw bashing?

holnrew

meltedbuzzbox said:

What's with all the bmw bashing?

BMWs aren't trains, so they suck.

Handsome_Chris

holnrew said:

meltedbuzzbox said:

What's with all the bmw bashing?

BMWs aren't trains, so they suck.

You could not be any more right. 

I this country if you like cars, it's a license to be lightly racist, xenophobic and generally make Hitler look like the personification of tolerance.  If, however, you know a bit about the majesty of 410 tonnes of metal flying along at 125 mph then you are some sort of weirdo.

If anyone starts saying "It's not being a proper car because it hasn't got rear wheel drive." I have lost respect for them already.  Chris Evans is a car spotter, FFS!  That says it all for me.

[Drops mic and leaves stage.]

thecolourbox

If anyone starts saying "It's not being a proper car because it hasn't got rear wheel drive."

Funny you never hear them say that in the snow