Tin-foils hats at the ready, David Icke on WW3!

littlegreenman

Bonkers!

joeyowen

If you every want a giggle, read through his Facebook page. It's a man doing his best to make money and stay famous imo. For every point that may lead somewhere, there are many more about flying cows and reptile queens

randomhandclaps

Icke is a bizarre one as he believes in all sorts of weird shit that should make his a completely laughable freak but as one of the very few 70s presenters who hasn't actually been accused of raping any kids he actually manages to claw back some massive respect.

Totally agree with joeyowen though, every time you see the slightest thread of sense in anything he writes it suddenly spirals in to some green mutant jelly.  He's like a sentient ghost train.

joneve

Who the fuck is David Icke? 

littlegreenman

joneve said:

Who the fuck is David Icke? 

Seriously?

randomhandclaps

joneve said:

Who the fuck is David Icke? 

He was like Russell Brand is before Russell Brand was.

scrumhalf

I just watched the first couple of minutes before I realised "this is a loony with a mullet talking bollocks".

Comparing him to Russell Brand is a little unfair, but I'm not sure to whom it's most unfair.

littlegreenman

scrumhalf said:

I just watched the first couple of minutes before I realised "this is a loony with a mullet talking bollocks".

http://www.johnshelleysjournal.com/nail-hammer.jpg

I'd say @scrumhalf's apt description should adequately answer @joneve's earlier question.

Philly_Q

I've got one of his books, The Biggest Secret.  

I don't know if all his other books are exactly the same, but this one has a lot of his theories about various members of the "global elite" really being giant alien lizards.

I've always suspected he woke up half-drunk in the middle of the night and caught an old episode of V.....

joneve

littlegreenman said:

joneve said:

Who the fuck is David Icke? 

Seriously?

Yea. Should I know who he is?

littlegreenman

joneve said:

littlegreenman said:

joneve said:

Who the fuck is David Icke? 

Seriously?

Yea. Should I know who he is?

Probably not TBH. He's an ex footballer/ presenter-turned conspiracy theory nut-job and self-proclaimed Son of God. I just assumed everyone knew who he was.

randomhandclaps

littlegreenman said:

I just assumed everyone knew who he was.

Well God does!

chillidoggy

Sambostar is really David Icke.

lustycourtier

and some of his less 'out there' theories are starting to have elements of truth….

littlegreenman

lustycourtier said:

and some of his less 'out there' theories are starting to have elements of truth….

Which would be fine if it weren't for his underlying "truth" that everything is part of the Illuminati run plot by the lizard people to enslave us all Even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

Sambostar

http://ycaripsnoc.com/

Used to bring up the NSA website didn't it?

Anyway no one can deny the Queen is half reptilian.

ICBM

chillidoggy said:

Sambostar is really David Icke.

Can't be, Icke could never be that modest and rational even if he tried.

Hootsmon

who are "they" or the puppet master...?

Philly_Q

Sambostar said:

Anyway no one can deny the Queen is half reptilian.

And all these years I've believed those stories that she's German....  :-O

littlegreenman

hootsmon said:

who are "they" or the puppet master...?

http://www.thelistlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/13.jpg

Hootsmon

Philly_Q said:

I've got one of his books, The Biggest Secret.  

I don't know if all his other books are exactly the same, but this one has a lot of his theories about various members of the "global elite" really being giant alien lizards.

I've always suspected he woke up half-drunk in the middle of the night and caught an old episode of V.....

it is said that the lizard was just an euphemism for Jew