Last night...ear disaster.

DLM

I used to use this:

http://oliverdsw.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/otowaxol_product_shot.jpg

The blue thing serves the function of @Digitalscream 's syringe: suck up water and blast it out.

In Japan, ear cleaning is offered as a fetish service in the sort of brothel one can go to for a cuddle.

Emp_Fab

DLM said:

In Japan, ear cleaning is offered as a fetish service in the sort of brothel one can go to for a cuddle.

..from a woman dressed up as your mother when she was a schoolgirl whilst a robotic cat dispenses soiled underwear.

markslade07

You've been too I see....

speshul91

@emp_fab but did you enjoy yourself?

Moltisanti

if you book an appointment at your GP with the nurse they will clear you ears using a lovely warm squirty thing, if you've got a decent sized bit in there it will make an almighty slurping sound then pop out of your ear, then as stated previously you will be able to hear like a Dog for 2 weeks (makes Greenbacks sound really harsh though!)

btw i'm having  Also, bear in mind that you're currently taking medical advice from somebody on a guitar forum. for my sig

digitalscream

@Moltisanti, I'm honoured. I think that's the first time I've been sigged.

Moltisanti

it epitomises everything good and bad about the internet in one perfect phrase

ThePrettyDamned

randomhandclaps said:

Absolutely no sympathy I'm afraid.  You only have yourself to blame for cheaping out on the Cornish headphones.

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/CornishHeadphones_zps57ee97b0.jpg

PFFFFFTTTT

I lol'd so hard.

digitalscream

@Danny1969 - did you get it sorted with the nurse? (fnar)

Bogwhoppit

When I was 6 and in infant school, I stuck a pencil rubber in John Adams ear.  My teacher then paraded me around the school where I was to tell all and sundry of my crime.

It scarred me for life, but the damage it did to John was even worse. He was forever known as 'Rubber Johnny' thereafter.

 

 

Danny1969

digitalscream said:

@Danny1969 - did you get it sorted with the nurse? (fnar)

Shes gonna do it tomorrow so from 12 I should able to hear properly again

bingefeller

Danny1969 said:

digitalscream said:

@Danny1969 - did you get it sorted with the nurse? (fnar)

Shes gonna do it tomorrow so from 12 I should able to hear properly again

HEH

Danny1969

I had it done this morning. She blasted a load of water via a pump into my ear until all the gunk came out. Uncomfortable but now my hearing is sharp as hell

I think I could fashion my own solution using a fish tank pump

Gru

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ElectroDan;473717" said:

imalone said:



ElectroDan said:

A colleague of mine had Labyrinthitis.










Is that the one where you think you're in a David Bowie film?












I remember going to see that in the cinema as a kid. Loved that film.

I bet if I watched it back now, I would be bitterly disappointed

Clarky

wow.. I'm not sure what I'd do if I managed to get a Marshall 1960b stuck in my inner ear..

especially if I'd managed to push it in deeper with the other one..