Work Pranks

TheCount

Any good tricks played on your work mates?

In the past, myself and my work buds have got up to the following either at or on the way to work?

Poured curry powder into colleague's car air vents

Cable tied people legs to train seats while asleep

Crapped in unplumbed toilets in the plumber's storeroom

These few come to mind, sure there's more, what's yours??????

lloyd

I spray painted my mates trainers silver once. Stole them out of his locker. He was fuming! He had thrown a full pack of eggs into my locker the week before though....I'd go fucking mental these days but it was funny back then!

d8m

Rotating displays using the graphics card tools is priceless.

My favourite is to place a wireless mouse receiver in the back of someones computer.

Leave it a while and every now and again just give it a nudge when they are about to click on something.

You can also put it in your pocket and stand behind them and give it a nudge, this normally clears you of any suspicison!

Worst prank I ever saw in an office was when HR packed some guys stuff into a box  and made him carry it to his car when he got back.

Come to think about it I haven't seen him since...........

Bellycaster

TheCount said:

Any good tricks played on your work mates?

In the past, myself and my work buds have got up to the following either at or on the way to work?

Cable tied people legs to train seats while asleep

That's pretty impressive, I can only snore while I'm asleep.

:-)

I bet you got called a "Count" a few times for those pranks, hehe!

The most common trick in Engineering workshops is Tapping Grease on the inner side of the Machine Door handles. There is quite a few more as you can probably guess.

Oh, and I once put some Grapes in someones shoes (that they were going to get changed back into after work).

I've led a full and interesting life as you can tell

:-B

PolarityMan

d8m said:

Rotating displays using the graphics card tools is priceless.

My favourite is to place a wireless mouse receiver in the back of someones computer.

Leave it a while and every now and again just give it a nudge when they are about to click on something.

You can also put it in your pocket and stand behind them and give it a nudge, this normally clears you of any suspicison!

Worst prank I ever saw in an office was when HR packed some guys stuff into a box  and made him carry it to his car when he got back.

Come to think about it I haven't seen him since...........

We did the mouse one at work and managed to keep it going for about 3 months

underdog

When I worked in a factory many years ago, on nights we'd pallet wrap someones car, right pain In the arse to get off at 6am so you can drive home to bed

Hootsmon

I once got our medical secretary to phone all the local pharmaceutical companies and ask if they stocked any distilled water......double strength

d8m

PolarityMan said:

d8m said:

Rotating displays using the graphics card tools is priceless.

My favourite is to place a wireless mouse receiver in the back of someones computer.

Leave it a while and every now and again just give it a nudge when they are about to click on something.

You can also put it in your pocket and stand behind them and give it a nudge, this normally clears you of any suspicison!

Worst prank I ever saw in an office was when HR packed some guys stuff into a box  and made him carry it to his car when he got back.

Come to think about it I haven't seen him since...........

We did the mouse one at work and managed to keep it going for about 3 months

Guy at our place hasn't noticed yet.........

Its been there that long the batteries in the mouse have died

breakstuff

Once tied a toy rat to a piece of string and ran it through the warehouse I was working in.My mate,who hates them cacked himself.Harvey come clean when the boss

richardhomer

TheCount;34682" said:

Any good tricks played on your work mates?

In the past, myself and my work buds have got up to the following either at or on the way to work?

Poured curry powder into colleague's car air ventsCable tied people legs to train seats while asleepCrapped in unplumbed toilets in the plumber's storeroom

These few come to mind, sure there's more, what's yours??????

You're 'wacky' aren't you?

I really want to work where you do....

randomhandclaps

TheCount said:

Any good tricks played on your work mates?

In the past, myself and my work buds have got up to the following either at or on the way to work?

Poured curry powder into colleague's car air vents

Cable tied people legs to train seats while asleep

Crapped in unplumbed toilets in the plumber's storeroom

These few come to mind, sure there's more, what's yours??????

WHAT?  All this shit happened on Sesame Street?  It always seemed so tame.

d8m

I ate someone elses Muller Corner once.

Its wasn't a prank, just a genuine mistake.

The guilt burdens me to this day...........

richardhomer

d8m;525126" said:

I ate someone elses Muller Corner once.

Its wasn't a prank, just a genuine mistake.

The guilt burdens me to this day...........

I once put a knife in the fork draw in my work kitchen. It feels good to open up about it at last....

WezV

A bit of tape on the bottom of an optical mouse can be quite fun.

speshul91

It's all about pallet wrapping the urinals

joeyowen

There is a script you can run which will open and close a computers cd tray every minute.

You can run it, then delete the evidence but it will continue to run.  Wastes many a persons hour trying to sort it haha

Emp_Fab

I'd have had you all shot if I ruled the world.

For a laugh, of course.

randomhandclaps

Emp_Fab said:

I'd have had you all shot if I ruled the world.

For a laugh, of course.

That sounds like a Amon Goeth work prank to me.

holnrew

I'm glad I don't work with any of you!

HAL9000

When I worked as a mainframe programmer many years back the F3 key was set to 'save,end' so that your work would automatically be saved when you exited. Reconfiguring this key to 'sort,save,end' would mean that the programmer would see no difference when he exited his session. However next time he opened a session his lines of code would be in alphabetical order. Priceless.

TinLip

This one