Friday humour

Hootsmon

Shrews

A bear walks into a bar and says,

"I want a pint of lager and a packet of ............................................................................................................ ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender waits patiently 
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender still waiting
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sighs, bear looks in the air
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bartender sniffs, cleans a glass with his cloth, looks at the bear
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... "Why the big pause?"

merlin

BenSirAmos said:

blobb said:

I tripped out just looking at this

Takes me back a few tours....

Emp_Fab

Yeah, it would have done for me too but I was too busy snorting charlie off the groupies tits on the Learjet at the time.

EricTheWeary

I don't think Game of Thrones is very realistic. At no point have any of the dragons offered cash for a share of a small business.

Bellycaster

What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


































Fanny Be Tender

axisus

Bellycaster said:

What is a Gynaecologist's Favourite Song?


Fanny Be Tender

Also high on the cannibals top ten

EricTheWeary

My wife has started calling me Spider Man. I thought it was going to lead to sexy role play but it turns out it's because I can no longer get out the bath unaided.  

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HAL9000

Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who accidentally ordered a cat flap?

axisus

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fretmeister

To my old English teacher who taught me the last 3 vowels

I owe you.

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