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These tickets are part of a package deal and include flights, transfers and a 2 night stay in a 5* hotel in Madrid City Centre. Unfortunately, the final is on the same day as his wedding! So if you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...… Its at Preston Registry Office, at 2pm. The brides name is Rachel - she is 5ft 8” about 9 stone, attractive, has her own house etc.
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Dear John,
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, I travel a lot.
Lately, I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. For example, her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her 'Who called' she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she was furious with me.
A friend of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. As he wanted to borrow my guitar amp, that's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said, "Sure, you can use my amp, but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue, and who she comes in with". He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. It wasn't long before I saw my wife come in with another guy. He bought them drinks and they sat down, chatting and being very flirtatious with each other. Then, after a while, this guy got up to go to the bathroom and to my astonishment, she then started flirting with the bartender! She wrote something (I'm assuming her mobile number) on a bar beer mat and gave it to him. He gave her a wink and a nod.I couldn't believe what I was seeing and what my sweet wife was getting up to. At this point, it was getting awfully warm for me. I was sweating and I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?”