Friday humour

Fretwired · January 2020

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The real reason Harry and Megan have quit

jonnyburgo · January 2020

WARNING IF EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT READ. An apprentice is on his first night shift as a morgue attendant, his supervisor informs him that a new body had been brought on, Terribly sad, 20yr old Supermodel. The supervisor is called away for a Few hours and on return he sees the young lad looking confused, he asks what's wrong.

"She's got a prawn between her legs" says the apprentice.

The supervisor confused takes a look.

"No, that's a clitoris" he says.

The apprentice says "well it tastes just like a prawn"

I'm sorry!

Stevepage · January 2020

^ that made me laugh out loud at work. So of course I'm sharing that to every sicko I know.

Nitefly · January 2020

@jonnyburgo Many years ago a colleague of mine decided that one would be a good ice-breaker at the start of a sales pitch.

About halfway through it, he noticed that about half the audience were female.

I'll never forget the look on his face at that awful moment when he realised he was going to have to carry on to the end...