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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16311
    edited July 2020
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16311
    His Master's Voice Dog after a very long and strenuous photo shoot session




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    tae be or not tae be
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16666
    This may be at best a wry smile rather than a LOL but it seemed appropriate for here:

    https://i.imgur.com/7D2YfAk.jpg
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10072
    Proclaimers walk 500 miles and 500 more to fall at your door.

    YMMV.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28397
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 6171
    Last night, I heard the neighbours in the next flat shagging for ages, moaning, groaning, and banging the headboard against the wall. My mistake. Turns out her elderly mother had fallen, cracked her head, and was knocking on the wall with her cane for help. Feeling guilty about the wank now.

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16311
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10072
    edited July 2020
    Hootsmon said:
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    According to my medical record I have daily sex. Sorry, just re-read it - I meant dyslexia.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6938
    Don't you love it when German/Scaniwegian people doing guitar vids refer to "fuzz" as "fuss"? 

    Bless 'em. 


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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • BeardyAndyBeardyAndy Frets: 716
    If you could choose between the  perfect car or the perfect wife what would you choose?



    A - Petrol
    or
    B - Diesel 
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 25595
    I spotted this bilingual sign in my local Asda the other week !


    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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