Friday humour

maltingsaudio

https://imgur.com/gallery/MyXviHt.jpg

Kebabkid

axisus

TheMarlin

This one could get me into trouble.....

axisus

JohnS37

axisus said:

He was hiding behind a nom de plume, to avoid recognition by his friends.  His real name was Ivor C.

rocktron

Imagine if all major retailers, services, and manufacturers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line.....

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Andrex Condoms - soft, strong, and very, very long 
Burger King Condoms - home of the whopper
Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world  
Coca Cola Condoms - the real thing
Duracell Condoms - keeps going and going
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk?
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
Halfords Condoms - we go the extra mile
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
KFC Condoms - finger licking good 
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Nike Condoms - just do it
Peugeot Condoms - the ride of your life
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop 
Renault Condoms - size really does matter
Ronseal Quick-drying Condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Safeway Condoms - lightening the load
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
……… and just to warn you  ………………………… 
Polo Mint Condoms - the condom with the hole.

Hootsmon

rocktron said:

Imagine if all major retailers, services, and manufacturers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line.....

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Andrex Condoms - soft, strong, and very, very long 
Burger King Condoms - home of the whopper
Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world  
Coca Cola Condoms - the real thing
Duracell Condoms - keeps going and going
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk?
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
Halfords Condoms - we go the extra mile
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
KFC Condoms - finger licking good 
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Nike Condoms - just do it
Peugeot Condoms - the ride of your life
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop 
Renault Condoms - size really does matter
Ronseal Quick-drying Condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Safeway Condoms - lightening the load
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
……… and just to warn you  ………………………… 
Polo Mint Condoms - the condom with the hole.

Bank of Scotland condoms - For containment of your large money shots

sammysaber

https://i.imgur.com/sYSRZfg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/vCVgVKZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GwaYFWK.jpg

axisus

merlin

axisus

merlin said:

Genuine laugh out loud!

iangraham747

iangraham747

iangraham747

iangraham747

HAL9000

merlin said:

My Dad owned the album 'Bach's Organ Works'

merlin

axisus said:

merlin said:

Genuine laugh out loud!

It's a real book. I've seen a copy! 

Dodge

Talking of book titles.  My 4 year old owns this:

I think it might be a user manual.

the_jaffa

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?! I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 24) morning from Sheffield and will fly to Newquay where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch.

Then we’ll do a flight round the coast, returning to Newquay for dinner, then fly back home.

If interested please pm me...

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, or we can't go...