Friday humour

axisus

sammysaber

EricTheWeary

I hate Scrabble. I hate it so much I can’t put it into words. 

FarleyUK

sammysaber said:

I can confirm that yes, they do.

EricTheWeary

FarleyUK said:

sammysaber said:

I can confirm that yes, they do.

They do. I kinda got the joke but there is a gift shop including books about poisons IIRC. 

Dontgiveupyourdayjob

HAPPY SOUND CHECK DAY EVERYONE!!!

Today's date... 

12.1.21

(Ill get my coat...) 

TheMarlin

merlin

Have you noticed how all sound guys are called Dave? 
It's not actually their name, it's their qualification. They have a Diploma in Advanced Volume Engineer.
And they all pass with a 1.2.1.2

underdog

sammysaber

sammysaber

How many F-Boarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
6 more to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a while ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

relic245

There was a mass brawl at our local petrol station last night. 

12 were arrested in Total.

axisus

Haych

The man who invented the double-entendre died recently.  His wife took it hard.

Lebarque

Haych said:

The man who invented the double-entendre died recently.  His wife took it hard.

I just found out my Dad's addicted to Viagra. My Mum's taking it hard.

boogieman

An old guy goes into a chemist. 

“Do you sell viagra?”

”Yes sir, how many would you like?”  

“I’ll take six. Can you cut them up into quarters for me though”. 

“Ok but I have to warn you, a quarter of a tablet won’t give you a full erection”

”I’m 92, I don’t want a full erection, I just want to stop pissing over my slippers”. 

kaypeejay

sammysaber said:

How many F-Boarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
6 more to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a while ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

1 to say they bet there’s a light bulb forum somewhere that is discussing how many it takes to change a string on a guitar

Gandalph