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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7905
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24581
    merlin said:
    axisus said:


    It's Mrs Trumpfire. 
    I’d have gone with Mrs Doubtful.
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  • the_jaffathe_jaffa Frets: 1800
    Just tried to take a photo of myself in the shower but it was all blurry. 

    Think I have selfie steam issues
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  • PhilW1PhilW1 Frets: 943
    Daughter just asked me
    "what does the Queen do all day? just sit on her throne doing nothing?"
    'She's very busy actually' I replied
    "busy doing what?"
    "Measuring stuff'
    " What you mean, Measuring stuff?Why's she measuring stuff?"
    "Cos she's a Ruler"

    I thank you!
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    Wonderful typo from the Beeb ...


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  • axisus said:
    Wonderful typo from the Beeb ...


    Bet that was deliberate 
    www.maltingsaudio.co.uk
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  • BrioBrio Frets: 1870
    It was great, sadly it was in 2017.

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
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  • GandalphGandalph Frets: 1592
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24405
    You are.  I have my alarm set for 06:50.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10308
     
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    "The Solo Sucked So Bad, The Note Refused To Sound."

    Steve Terreberry

    Made me laff ...
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    You know this already had a whole thread to itself?

    https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/comment/2839873/#Comment_2839873
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  • An epic news event and I completely missed the thread  :#

    Best,
    Sammy
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  • I went to the cinema to see Harry Potter and there was a dog in the row in front. He barked at the happy bits, growled at the sad bits and wagged his tail at the exciting bits. After it ended, I had to approach his owner and say how amazed I was at his actions. He replied "So am I, he hates the books!"
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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