Friday humour

sammysaber

Moominpapa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SICqoBevs  

littlegreenman

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

Gandalph

axisus

TheMarlin

I've Just spent £300 renting a limo only to find out that the fee doesn't include a driver.   

I can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

sammysaber

Haych

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were playing golf at an oceanside course when they spotted a stunning mermaid sunning on a rock. 

They dropped their clubs and ran down for a closer look. She was incredibly beautiful and voluptuous. 

The Italian asked her, "Have you ever been fondled?" The mermaid answered, "No, I haven't." So the Italian gave her a real treat. The mermaid cooed, "Hmm. That's nice." 

The Frenchman asked, "Have you ever been kissed?" "No, I haven't." So the Frenchman kissed her long and slow. "Hmm. That's nice, too." 

Finally, the Scotsman asked, "Have you ever been screwed?" She smiled demurely. "No, I haven't." The Scotsman said, "Well, you are now. The tide's gone out!"

axisus

EricTheWeary

This is a Simon Munnery line if anyone wants the source, just seemed relevant on here:


The electric guitar, like making love, is much improved by a little feedback; completely ruined by too much. 

freakboy1610

 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman bought a guitar online...........................

I'll get my coat  

blobb

Grunfeld

Whoops...  about a year late to the party on that vid... as you were.