Friday humour

chillidoggy

Haych said:

I tried and failed to get my wife's attention. 

In desperation, I simply sat down and looked comfortable. 

That did the trick!

Deserves a wiz, not a LOL.

DesVegas

Wiz'd all over that one Ted

fob

Gandalph

paulnb57

Gandalph said:

Thats gone straight over my head, no idea!

HAL9000

Haych said:

I tried and failed to get my wife's attention. 

In desperation, I simply sat down and looked comfortable. 

That did the trick!

Picking up a guitar also seems to work…

drofluf

paulnb57 said:

Gandalph said:

Thats gone straight over my head, no idea!

@paulnb57 Patrick Stewart's character's "catchphrase" in that series is "make it so"

paulnb57

drofluf said:

paulnb57 said:

Gandalph said:

Thats gone straight over my head, no idea!

@paulnb57 Patrick Stewart's character's "catchphrase" in that series is "make it so"

Oh FFS! Thanks!

Gandalph

@paulnb57 it took me a while

boogieman

Gandalph said:

@paulnb57 it took me a while

I didn’t get it either. Ta for the explanation @drofluf ;

Simonh

boogieman said:

A cat and dog are having an argument about who’s the humans’ favourite pet. The dog says “well it’s obviously dogs isn’t it. We’re so popular that humans have even named a body part after us, the canine tooth. Beat that! ”

The cat just smirks. 

It took me far too long to get this one...

Snags

Simonh said:

boogieman said:

A cat and dog are having an argument about who’s the humans’ favourite pet. The dog says “well it’s obviously dogs isn’t it. We’re so popular that humans have even named a body part after us, the canine tooth. Beat that! ”

The cat just smirks. 

It took me far too long to get this one...

Yeah, well, it's not true what they say about playing guitar making you attractive to women, so that's probably a common complaint around here.

rogd

axisus

TheMarlin

Gandalph

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proggy

When Jonathan Ross hosted his own film review programme, the producers told him to never mention The Rank Organisation.