Friday humour

Winny_Pooh

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiRDjxFMXxr/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

RocknRollDave

https://www.instagram.com/p/CiS3uSpDp4X/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Rocker

Bloody Instagram, I don’t want to use it even to view images 

Gandalph

A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, 

"I'm too old for this nonsense !" 

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, 

"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- 

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, 

" Have a good day, Sir "...

TheMarlin

Winny_Pooh

Lebarque

TheMarlin said:

Purple Reign

equalsql

Jonathangus

TheMarlin said:

Is that what they mean by neck dive with an SG?

Emp_Fab

Don't tell me Aardman Animation didn't model Wallace on him.

maltingsaudio

bertie

^^ well that's not Wilf thats for sure............................ 

RocknRollDave

TheMarlin said:

He plays by ear…

axisus

TheOtherDennis

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing that technically, ketchup is a fruit smoothie.

bertie

TheOtherDennis said:

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing that technically, ketchup is an abomination and should be flushed down the loo

FTFY

cruxiform

TheMarlin

axisus

boogieman