Friday humour

Cryptid

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack...
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

Cryptid

I had 100's of jokes about cash machines yesterday, just can't think of any ATM

rogd

axisus

Gandalph

axisus

Kittyfrisk

I know it's a cliché that it rains a lot in Scotland, but this was taken yesterday while I was visiting family.
It has been pissing down for two days & there is a pond 2 metres away... 

HAL9000

Charles Dickens began his career working for a couple of local papers. It was the Bicester Times; it was the Worcester Times.

(Yeah, I know it’s old but it made me laugh.)

HAL9000

The Defenestration of Prague was more costly than expected - mainly due to a number of bounced Czechs.

Gandalph

HAL9000

Just applied to become a Trappist monk. They told me ‘No chants’.

axisus

HAL9000 said:

The Defenestration of Prague was more costly than expected - mainly due to a number of bounced Czechs.

You lost me at Defenestration Mr Thesaurus

Stratavarious

axisus said:

HAL9000 said:

The Defenestration of Prague was more costly than expected - mainly due to a number of bounced Czechs.

You lost me at Defenestration Mr Thesaurus

Clear as glass to me

bertie

breakstuff

axisus

kaypeejay

rogd said:

Count me in!!!

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rogd

kaypeejay said:

rogd said:

Count me in!!!

1..2..3..4

I thangyew!!

Cryptid

A Chinese restaurant has been hit with a £10k electricity bill. They said they can't turn off all the lights but they do dim sum.

Kittyfrisk

Dammit, lost the bloody pub quiz last night by a single point.

The question was 'Where do women have the curliest hair?'
 Apparently the correct answer was 'Fiji"