Friday humour

roberty

axisus

TheOtherDennis

roberty said:

Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

monquixote

TheOtherDennis said:

roberty said:

Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

I hope the funny ship has life rafts.... 

munckee

TheOtherDennis said:

roberty said:

Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

I think it’s a reference to most people pronouncing Worcestershire sauce “Wooster sauce”

Chris.B

Something to do with the Archers? 

No I don't listen to it, but I have heard that it is based around Borchester or similar. 

Sporky

TheOtherDennis said:

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

I might now. 

TheOtherDennis

munckee said:

TheOtherDennis said:

roberty said:

Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

I think it’s a reference to most people pronouncing Worcestershire sauce “Wooster sauce”

Except there's the ch, and that's just because most people are too lazy to say the shire bit at the end.


monquixote said:

TheOtherDennis said:

roberty said:

Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

I hope the funny ship has life rafts.... 

Well this funny ship has a fucking big hole in the hull. For something to be funny, it has to work, and this dunt. Not my fault, just pointing it out.

Philly_Q

Chris.B said:

Something to do with the Archers? 

No I don't listen to it, but I have heard that it is based around Borchester or similar. 

Borsetshire, but I think there was an element of The Archers in the joke.

I thought it was good, even if it doesn't stand up to Dennis's micro-analysis....

merlin

roberty said:

Something to do with Russian beetroot soup?

Gandalph

axisus

Fishing on drugs

https://i.imgur.com/Wk6FEap.mp4

axisus

Jonathangus

vanlooy1

It wasn’t until my wife saw me spank a statues arse that I realised I’d hit rock bottom.

JohnS37

I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

Well yes, I do, always have.  I thought everybody did . . .

sev112

It’s Worce - ster, not Wor-cester. Sim Leice-ster nor Lei-cester.

Sporky

Woo-ster and Lesster, right?

Nitefly

Did you know that Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" was originally published as a serial in two newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

Adey

Trottiscliffe is pronounced "Trossley" apparently.