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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    edited November 2022
     
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1514
    May be an image of 1 person
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    rogd said:
    May be an image of 1 person

    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4611
    edited November 2022
    https://imgur.com/gallery/CFh0skz

    And


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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28347
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19012
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16301
    I got fired today for watching a bit of pornography on the work computer and making everything crash. My mate said, "That seems a bit harsh". I said, "Well they don't mess about at Air Traffic Control".
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5690

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • vanlooy1vanlooy1 Frets: 453
    When I go fishing I use liquorice as bait.
    I've caught all sorts.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    vanlooy1 said:
    When I go fishing I use liquorice as bait.
    I've caught all sorts.
    copyright infringement  -  you owe me £5
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • vanlooy1vanlooy1 Frets: 453
    Damn!!! Call it a quid?
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    vanlooy1 said:
    Damn!!! Call it a quid?
    £1.50,   Ive mouths to feed
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19012
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  • vanlooy1vanlooy1 Frets: 453
    I was pulling my boxers off before bed last night when my wife walked in
    “You spoil those dogs” she said
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13572
    ^^  please note, that's not my second account 
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19012
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  • vanlooy1vanlooy1 Frets: 453
    How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?

    A- Don’t 

    B - Leave it
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    edited November 2022
    Some geezer down the pub said to me, "I'll bet you a pint you couldn't even name three Qatar players"

    I said, "Peter Frampton, Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck.............. Cheers"
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