Friday humour

proggy

bluecat said:

What is an occasional table the rest of the time.

Is it a coffee table?

Rocker

axisus said:

The 335 must be exempted as it is a hybrid. 

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

Kittyfrisk

equalsql

Kittyfrisk

stufisher

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

boogieman

stufisher said:

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

You’re going to have to explain that one I’m afraid. 

Tannin

boogieman said:

stufisher said:

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

You’re going to have to explain that one I’m afraid. 

A "keeper" is the chap who stands behind the "wickets" during a game of "cricket". A "tit" is a small European bird. 

In some parts of the world, a "keeper" is a sort of soccer player who doesn't have to keep his hands in his pockets all the time unless the "ref" isn't looking and a "tit" is what you see if he takes his shirt off. (Unless you close your eyes, which is what the ref does. Or so I'm told.)

Oh, and a "west ham" is the mouldy old thing @swiler discovered at the back of his fridge. (See other thread.) Oh, no, that's a "ham gone west". A "West Ham" is something else, though nobody cares exactly what.

Clear as mud?

munckee

boogieman said:

stufisher said:

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

You’re going to have to explain that one I’m afraid. 

Lucas Fabianski is another name for the skin pigment around the nipple.  

stufisher

Thanks for stepping in @munckee  

boogieman

munckee said:

boogieman said:

stufisher said:

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

You’re going to have to explain that one I’m afraid. 

Lucas Fabianski is another name for the skin pigment around the nipple.  

It is? Points awarded to Stu for most obscure joke of the decade then. 

EricTheWeary

boogieman said:

munckee said:

boogieman said:

stufisher said:

I'm watching MOTD right now and I can't help but notice that West Ham's keeper is bit of a tit.

You’re going to have to explain that one I’m afraid. 

Lucas Fabianski is another name for the skin pigment around the nipple.  

It is? Points awarded to Stu for most obscure joke of the decade then. 

Fabianski is Polish for someone who comes from the village of Fabianki. And it's Lukasz not Lucas. So, I really, really don't get it. 

munckee

Sorry for adding to the confusion with my stupid gag. Areola is the name of West Hams second keeper who was in goal against Forest.  

Tannin

^ Mate, we are all so confused already that a bit more really does no harm.

AK99

munckee said:

Sorry for adding to the confusion with my stupid gag. Areola is the name of West Hams second keeper who was in goal against Forest.  

I thought that areola was a type of garlic sauce.

That might explain the odd looks from waitresses after asking if they have any, mind you.

boogieman

munckee said:

Sorry for adding to the confusion with my stupid gag. Areola is the name of West Hams second keeper who was in goal against Forest.  

Aha! I get it now. 

stufisher

I've now got an enduring image of waitresses with garlic mayo smeared across their breasts  

Winny_Pooh