Friday humour

Sporky

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Philly_Q

Sporky said:

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Generally I'd agree, the office is pretty much empty and it's the best day to get on with stuff.  But today I'm just bored... I'm waiting for people to get back to me on things so I can't get on with them.  There are other non-urgent things I could start, but don't feel like it.

Anyway, that's not very Friday-humorous.

munckee

Philly_Q said:

Sporky said:

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Generally I'd agree, the office is pretty much empty and it's the best day to get on with stuff.  But today I'm just bored... I'm waiting for people to get back to me on things so I can't get on with them.  There are other non-urgent things I could start, but don't feel like it.

Anyway, that's not very Friday-humorous.

Does it help if I give it a lol!

Winny_Pooh

Sporky said:

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Smug bastard

Philly_Q

munckee said:

Philly_Q said:

Sporky said:

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Generally I'd agree, the office is pretty much empty and it's the best day to get on with stuff.  But today I'm just bored... I'm waiting for people to get back to me on things so I can't get on with them.  There are other non-urgent things I could start, but don't feel like it.

Anyway, that's not very Friday-humorous.

Does it help if I give it a lol!

Yes, thanks.  You can have one back.

Sporky

Winny_Pooh said:

Sporky said:

I like Fridays at work. Everyone else slacks off, so I don't get interrupted. I do more useful work on Friday than in the rest of the week combined. 

Smug bastard

Yes, that's me.  

(sorry) 

merlin

Sporky said:

Wasn't there an issue with the Ford Pinto name, in that "pinto" meant "tiny penis" in some south American countries? 

Zubes had to be hurridly removed from shelves in Saudi. Zub means "cock" in Arabic. "Go suck a zube" as a selling phrase didn't last long. 

sev112

Bastards! I save up “Friday jokes” until Friday evening each week and this week looked a great one with the number of posts/jokes to read.

and then you all “chat”   


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DesVegas

It's even Friday. Ten points me

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Tannin

It's Saturday here and the Friday Humour was distinctly underwhelming. 

Bring back Wednesday humour.

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