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  • DeadmanDeadman Frets: 3964

    You scored 11 out of 20!

    Congrats you are...
    Kvlt.

    You know that Furkantig means “square” in Swedish to describe the candles that you have on your altar. And above it? The raddest picture of Euronymous ever. Seriously, you scare children and their parents alike, all while wowing them with your design sense. Please check out our agency site. We’d be honored.

    Until the light takes us, Your friends at Gatesman+Dave.

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33965
    edited October 2013
    I beat you.

     "You scored 17 out of 20!

    Congrats you are... 
    True Kvlt.

    Either you work at IKEA or you played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our agency site. But please do, oh dark master.

    We bow to you, Your friends at Gatesman+Dave."


    I fit out our rental flats in Ikea junk- it is semi-disposible.
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  • not_the_djnot_the_dj Frets: 7306
    14
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15861
    much like a real Ikea, I gave up half way round and am now hopelessly looking for the exit;

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • 12

    but I wouldn't think that a high score means you're that cool anyway
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7751
    edited October 2013
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    15, but most were guesses

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • DrBobDrBob Frets: 3021
    14, but having at least three of the accursed ikea things mentioned in my house did give me an edge I feel..
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 73049
    14

    VimFuego said:
    much like a real Ikea, I gave up half way round and am now hopelessly looking for the exit;
    lol

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • vasselmeyervasselmeyer Frets: 3675
    edited October 2013
    3. That shouldn't even be possible, even if I clicked on IKEA all the time.
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  • I've only been to Ikea once and then only with my parents not actually for owt for myself.


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  • Bucket said:
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    like I said, I didn't think a high score would mean you were that cool ;)
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • monofinmonofin Frets: 1118
    16 - pure guesswork. Never heard of the furniture or the bands
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33965
    Bucket said:
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    Cvnt!
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  • octatonic said:
    Bucket said:
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    Cvnt!
    Is that a band or a bedside table?


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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33965
    octatonic said:
    Bucket said:
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    Cvnt!
    Is that a band or a bedside table?
    LOL.
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16380
    Been googling possible band names for 20 minutes and this has reminded me that I thought the name of my son's Ikea bed would make a good band name.
    Googles: awesome, with a slight anglicisation I have a band name, sort of. :)
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16380
    11 :(
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7751
    Bucket said:
    18, come at me motherfuckers :D

    Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.
    like I said, I didn't think a high score would mean you were that cool ;)
    :(
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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