Ikea or Death!

Misterg

15, sadly due to being overly familiar with Ikea.

thumpingrug

15, but i think we have several item of ikea stuff.  Mrs T helped and she basically as the stock list memorised.  

PolarityMan

Bucket said:

18, come at me motherfuckers

Got all the bands - only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.

How do you know they're not? Death metal is for posers, completely inanimate object metal is the only truly extreme form of music.

PolarityMan

I only got 14

Almost all were also mistaking furniture for death metal bands.

Evilmags

Ikea is basically he'll on earth. About as enjoyable as a colonostomy bag dinner or listening to Scandinavian death metal...

johnnyurq

Well if it is a straight choice then I choose actual death over Ikea.

Tis a silly place selling crap to hipsters.

15 BTW.

holnrew

I like Ikea, they do cheap ice creams.

13

Evilmags

johnnyurq;53661" said:

Well if it is a straight choice then I choose actual death over Ikea.

Tis a silly place selling crap to hipsters.

15 BTW.

Wise words, though the hipsters must be well skint if they resort to Ikea. Spittlefields is where one finds the true, No Logo fixie riding, beard sporting, soy latte loving masters of pretension

daveyh

16

maltingsaudio

9 achieved by the click left click right system. Interestingly my cat who helped me on my first choice was more inteested in the fart sound than the music

johnnyurq

Evilmags said:

johnnyurq;53661" said:

Well if it is a straight choice then I choose actual death over Ikea.

Tis a silly place selling crap to hipsters.

15 BTW.

Wise words, though the hipsters must be well skint if they resort to Ikea. Spittlefields is where one finds the true, No Logo fixie riding, beard sporting, soy latte loving masters of pretension

Up here what used to be called DINKYs are the frequenters of Ikea and bore everyone rigid within a 2 mile radius.

Plus I think Dundee is the nearest one so they go on tat furniture pilgrimages then waffle on about how hip they really are.

At these times I wish my intestines would strangle my brain in an act of kindness, that or feign uncontrollable Tourette's.

Now there is a forum away day we book a fancy restaurant as the Fretboard Tourettes suffers support group and swear the whole way through the meal horrendously in front of the posh folks.

So yes probably faux/wannabe hipsters.

Sporky

13.

Ikea's OK if you want/need cheap furniture and go in the evening.

Death metal's ok if... erm... no, there must be something... hmm. I'll get back to you on that.

RobDavies

I was in a forerunner to one of those bands back in the nineties.  I also shop fairly regularly at Ikea.

 

Go me.

bertie

I can certainly say it was hugely more pleasurable listening to the furniture than the bands

daveyh

RobDavies said:

I was in a forerunner to one of those bands back in the nineties.  I also shop fairly regularly at Ikea.

 

Go me.

As a long term follower of hair/sleaze and all that's glam, I naturally had a brief dalliance with doom and death in the early '90s. I even auditioned for one, during which I had a real 'WTF am I doing here?' moment.

 Somehow I was offered the gig. It must have been the eyeliner.

Drew_TNBD

Bucket said:

 only mistake was thinking a couple of items of furniture were also bands.

SOFA! WHY WONT U PALY!?!

Drew_TNBD

Evilmags said:

johnnyurq;53661" said:

Well if it is a straight choice then I choose actual death over Ikea.

Tis a silly place selling crap to hipsters.

15 BTW.

Wise words, though the hipsters must be well skint if they resort to Ikea. Spittlefields is where one finds the true, No Logo fixie riding, beard sporting, soy latte loving masters of pretension

Quote for TRVTH

bertie

its actually got some 1/2 decent stuff,  thats very hard to beat at the ££ -  book shelves/cupboards etc  - that you can easily improve the joints/connections with a small amount of DIY knowledge.......   Other stuff like chairs/tables/sofa's/kitchens  etc  I would agree with the above statements

johnnyurq

Or source parts for pedal boards IIRC.

Granted the Billy bookcase and that sort has a use.

Reverend

20 out of 20 of course. Thry only used mainstream bands so it was very easy.