Inventions that haven't been invented, yet.

viz

After the success of my last invention, Bam (butter and jam mixture in a toothpaste-tube-type dispenser), and its derivatives (barmalade, bunny, barmite and bbovril), I have spotted another gap in the market:

A kitchen spray that cleans and disinfects but also polishes (for wood dining room tables). Can't believe this doesn't seem to be an existing product. Unless someone can find some for me?

Also 100% fizzy orange juice.

Paul_C

orange juice that couldn't BE any fizzier ?

viz

Lol I meant fizzy 100% orange juice, you know, so it's orange juice, but fizzy? So it goes pfffzt when you open the lid, do you know what I'm saying? I think people who only drink fizzy drinks which are bad for you would start drinking orange juice which is good for you. Fizzy milk might be an idea while you're at it.

Deadman

Carbonated pure orange? It's the future!

Myranda

You can do 100% OJ already, you combine OJ with a soda stream.

A radio program presenter put custard in a soda stream, and I've seen videos of wine in one... so OJ is far from implausible  

viz

The wine one sounds like a delicious driny.

Phil_aka_Pip

viz said:

Fizzy milk might be an idea while you're at it.

I think that happens if you leave it out for long enough

VimFuego

can you make fizzy air?

viz

Yes but my wife gets cross when I do.

Myranda

I've thought about buying a soda stream for wine... of course I buy sparkling wine most of the time... I think combining fizzy wine with a soda stream would result in an explosion of such horrific proportions that it would surely lead to a nightmare future of post apocalyptic terror!

VimFuego

what about fizzy steak?

viz

Jeez Vim you should be an inventor!

Myranda

Everything tastes better fizzy

Steak is good, fizzy steak would be better...

Fizzy bacon would be the zenith of human experience... I think we've found the meaning of life - where's the "Level 2" sign?

Deadman

Just cook some bacon and put some of this on it:



Orgasmic.

Phil_aka_Pip

Could you get fizzy meats by injecting the animal with sherbet prior to slaughter? Would that contravene kosher or halal rules?

Handsome_Chris

Myranda said:

I've thought about buying a soda stream for wine... of course I buy sparkling wine most of the time... I think combining fizzy wine with a soda stream would result in an explosion of such horrific proportions that it would surely lead to a nightmare future of post apocalyptic terror!

You can do it!

Myranda

Handsome_Chris said:

Myranda said:

I've thought about buying a soda stream for wine... of course I buy sparkling wine most of the time... I think combining fizzy wine with a soda stream would result in an explosion of such horrific proportions that it would surely lead to a nightmare future of post apocalyptic terror!

You can do it!

Waaaait... I have permission to end the world as we know it?! OMG!! To the Lab!!!!!

ICBM

Time machine.

Although 'haven't been invented yet' then becomes something of a circular logic problem...

viz

They've already been invented tomorrow.

Myranda

viz said:

They've already been invented tomorrow.

Surely they will have been invented yet?

stickyfiddle

Phil_aka_Pip;55638" said:

Could you get fizzy meats by injecting the animal with sherbet prior to slaughter? Would that contravene kosher or halal rules?

I'm *fairly* confident there's no mention of soda streams or sherbet dips in the Koran, so I think it's a goer