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Inventions that haven't been invented, yet.

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  • vizviz Frets: 10773
    stickyfiddle said:
    Phil_aka_Pip;55638" said:
    Could you get fizzy meats by injecting the animal with sherbet prior to slaughter? Would that contravene kosher or halal rules?
    I'm *fairly* confident there's no mention of soda streams or sherbet dips in the Koran, so I think it's a goer :D

    http://www.beautifulislam.net/quran/written_in_stone.htm

    "Do not eat fatty, unhealthy food. Do not drink soda. Eat a nutritious light breakfast, a nutritious light lunch, with almonds for snacks during the day. Subhan Allah, you will find you accomplish much more in your day."

     


     

    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    I would like to see an invention that turns the expelled carbon dioxide pink when a politician lies.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883
    A pair of Self-Removing Trousers.
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • vizviz Frets: 10773
    Don't need them cheers.
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883
    @viz You don't wear Trousers ? :-D
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    Bellycaster said:
    A pair of Self-Removing Trousers.
    Give it up!  It's not going to get you off that public indecency charge.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    edited October 2013
    @viz have you been at the sugar again???

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • RockerRocker Frets: 5027
    Door/car keys that (automatically) are "right side up" when you eventually extract the key fob from your pocket.  Essential when you are struggling with a few shopping bags and it is starting to rain.....
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Myranda said:
    Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 

    Can you do that Thursday please? some time after 5-15.

     

    Thanks

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • ddloopingddlooping Frets: 325
    edited October 2013
    Rocker said:
    Door/car keys that (automatically) are "right side up" when you eventually extract the key fob from your pocket.  Essential when you are struggling with a few shopping bags and it is starting to rain.....
      As in symmetrical keys?
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    Myranda said:
    Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 

    Then surely the invention of a device that can stop you is of most pressing urgency?
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883
    randomhandclaps;55678" said:
    Bellycaster said:

    A pair of Self-Removing Trousers.





    Give it up!  It's not going to get you off that public indecency charge.
    Replace "That" for "Those"

    ;)
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • vizviz Frets: 10773
    ddlooping said:
    Rocker said:
    Door/car keys that (automatically) are "right side up" when you eventually extract the key fob from your pocket.  Essential when you are struggling with a few shopping bags and it is starting to rain.....
      As in symmetrical keys?
    Like D or G#
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    randomhandclaps said:
    Myranda said:
    Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 

    Then surely the invention of a device that can stop you is of most pressing urgency?
    Your logic is flawless! I suggest some sort of robo-lesbian-Angelina Jolie
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    edited October 2013

    Like an ANG-209? - Robocop style, I like it.

    I probably wouldn't have to specifically aim for lesbian software mind, as surely part of the point of a sex-robot is that they would do anything?!!!!

    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    But your target would need to be specifically distracted long enough to not destroy the world
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    randomhandclaps said:
    I would like to see an invention that turns the expelled carbon dioxide pink when a politician lies.
    But you already know when a political is lying, his mouth is open.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    How about something that electrocutes a politician when they lie... it would be self replicating and seek out politicians... electrodes would bore into the pain centre of the brain for maximum effect.
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  • SkippedSkipped Frets: 2371
    Picture a perspex butter dish. The lid is tall and has a recessed handle.
    Yes?

    Ok - I want a larger version which will be an Acoustic Shield for a small combo. Huh? Is that gonna work? How will the sound escape?
    I have no idea. But I still want one.
    And I want Joe Bonamassa's name on it.

    Ah......May be too late on the last bit.
    http://www.thomann.de/gb/clearsonic_jb4.htm

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