Inventions that haven't been invented, yet.

randomhandclaps

Myranda said:

But your target would need to be specifically distracted long enough to not destroy the world

Well the ANG-209 can perform and astonishing array of card tricks.

 

Myranda said:

How about something that electrocutes a politician when they lie... it would be self replicating and seek out politicians... electrodes would bore into the pain centre of the brain for maximum effect.

This would have no effect on George Osbourne though as he is a heartless cyborg from the future.

mike_l

Myranda said:

randomhandclaps said:

Myranda said:

Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 

Then surely the invention of a device that can stop you is of most pressing urgency?

Your logic is flawless! I suggest some sort of robo-lesbian-Angelina Jolie

I'm sure Ms Jolie would be more than willing to save the world, without being made into a cyborg.....

randomhandclaps

mike_l said:

I'm sure Ms Jolie would be more than willing to save the world, without being made into a cyborg.....

No, it's orphans that she saves.  The rest is just make believe.

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

mike_l said:

I'm sure Ms Jolie would be more than willing to save the world, without being made into a cyborg.....

No, it's orphans that she saves.  The rest is just make believe.

world, orphans Surely saving the world involves saving all the orphans????

Although thinking on this I might be distracted by how Ms Jolie will be saving the world. and orphans........

X_X

Skipped

Anybody got an Electric Blanket?
Really cheap to run?
That's because you are not heating all the air in your bedroom.
So.....Why not an Electric Onesie just in case we have a Once in a Century financial crisis (+ Tory led govt) in the UK?

mike_l

Skipped said:

So.....Why not an Electric Onesie just in case we have a Once in a Century financial crisis (+ Tory led govt) in the UK?

it's all good and well, but suppose an incontinent person wears one?

Skipped

mike_l said:

Skipped said:

So.....Why not an Electric Onesie just in case we have a Once in a Century financial crisis (+ Tory led govt) in the UK?

it's all good and well, but suppose an incontinent person wears one?

So that's why Dragon's Den are not returning my calls.....
:x

randomhandclaps

Skipped said:

mike_l said:

Skipped said:

So.....Why not an Electric Onesie just in case we have a Once in a Century financial crisis (+ Tory led govt) in the UK?

it's all good and well, but suppose an incontinent person wears one?

So that's why Dragon's Den are not returning my calls.....
:x

I bet you it was Deborah Meadon who brought up that point straight away!

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

 

it's all good and well, but suppose an incontinent person wears one?

So that's why Dragon's Den are not returning my calls.....
:x

I bet you it was Deborah Meadon who brought up that point straight away!

Is she incontinent then?

viz

Looks it.

Myranda

Skipped said:

Anybody got an Electric Blanket?
Really cheap to run?
That's because you are not heating all the air in your bedroom.
So.....Why not an Electric Onesie just in case we have a Once in a Century financial crisis (+ Tory led govt) in the UK?

So, you want to invent some sort of heated motorbike clothing? 

Like

http://www.getgeared.co.uk/keis_x25_heated_inner_jacket_black

Combined with

http://www.getgeared.co.uk/keis_x2_heated_inner_trousers_black

I think that's a great idea!

Fretwired

Valves that last a lifetime ....

Skipped

Myranda said:

So, you want to invent some sort of heated motorbike clothing? 

Like

http://www.getgeared.co.uk/keis_x25_heated_inner_jacket_black

Combined with

http://www.getgeared.co.uk/keis_x2_heated_inner_trousers_black

I think that's a great idea!

Yes! Exactly like that.


Mine would be just a bit more stylish. And no gap between the top and bottom for the air to escape.

chillidoggy

I'm thinking a toaster that has slots big enough and deep enough for Warburton's Toastie.

fretmeister

ICBM said:

Time machine.

Although 'haven't been invented yet' then becomes something of a circular logic problem...

http://whatdowewanttimetravelwhendowewantititsirrelevant.com/time-travel-irrelevant.jpg

Bogwhoppit

mike_l said:

Myranda said:

Inventions don't matter, I've been given permission to end the world... 

Can you do that Thursday please? some time after 5-15.

 

Thanks

I would prefer after 6pm, Thursday is Sausage and chips night.

holnrew

http://www.maplin.co.uk/large-electric-heated-fleece-vest-531698