When valve elitists make me nearly die laughing...

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Hertz32Hertz32 Frets: 2248
Posted about my new AMT stonehead Solid-state amp in a facebook group for Djent/Extended range guitarists. 
All very very positive remarks until one troll tells me "[I] should probably die" for liking solid state.
He then goes off one one about how SS amp and Dirt pedals suck and how tube>EVERYTHING and how in his experience tubes are warmer, louder, better more powerful etc.

I clicked on his profile and he plays a fucking Peavey Valveking 100 

I can't stop laughing. 

'Awibble'
Vintage v400mh mahogany topped dreadnought acoustic FS - £100 
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  • ellangusellangus Frets: 250
    It takes allsorts 

    Along with many others, I got Scammed by J Collingridge 'Award Winning' Photographer. Full details about his behaviour on this and other forums can be found on this thread. If you have been Scammed by J Collingridge 'Award Winning' Photographer, let us know and even if you haven't, putting a similar message in your own signature will help us warn others.
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  • Hertz32Hertz32 Frets: 2248
    He is now telling me that the Axe FX 2 will still be supported and top shelf tech in 20 years time. 

    honestly i dunno if troll or just stupid
    'Awibble'
    Vintage v400mh mahogany topped dreadnought acoustic FS - £100 
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  • usedtobeusedtobe Frets: 3842
    Nowt so queer as folk!
     so if you fancy a reissue of a guitar they never made in a colour they never used then it probably isn't too overpriced.

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33984
    Probably a kid.
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  • ForgeForge Frets: 431
    Facebook is littered with idiots and tone fundamentalists.
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10414
    I hope you're feeding him plenty of bait Hertz.

    Sounds like he's worth the wind up.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • SidNewtonSidNewton Frets: 667
    Nothing to do with being a 'valve elitist', more a case of him being a moron.
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7752
    edited June 2015
    Peavey Valvekings are really the case against valve amps, if anything :D
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 73077
    Ask him if he knows how the gain boost mode on the Valve King works ;).

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • cruxiformcruxiform Frets: 2668
    Pfft. If it sounds good that's all that matters. The bloke sounds like he's a little insecure to me.
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  • thomasross20thomasross20 Frets: 4438
    You've GOT to put the guy on the spot now and demand a response
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  • RoxRox Frets: 2147
    ellangus said:
    It takes allsorts 

    You can't stick licquorice in a valve amp!
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  • BigLicks67BigLicks67 Frets: 769
    Excuse my ignorance but WTF is a Djent guitarist?
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1735

    Excuse my ignorance but WTF is a Djent guitarist?

    .. mildly amusing
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • BigLicks67BigLicks67 Frets: 769
    There was me thinking it was a Dutch fella who made guitars.
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7752
    edited June 2015
    Excuse my ignorance but WTF is a Djent guitarist?
    Djent - a very popular form of technical modern metal using lots of downtuned/7/8-string guitars, electronic/ambient elements, often solid-state or digital amps (Axe-FX etc) and a shitload of noise gates and compressors:

    Here's some of what it sounds like:



    There are loads of these bands, they all sound the same and none of them are a patch on SikTh, without whom they wouldn't exist. ;)
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • slackerslacker Frets: 2280
    The guy's a stupid troll, that probably covers all bases.
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  • teradaterada Frets: 5114
    I'd point him towards a Roland jazz chorus 120
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  • jeztone2jeztone2 Frets: 2160
    edited June 2015
    Christ I feel old watching that. It does strike me odd how now younger players seem divided into either guys in indie bands with a 70's tele Deluxe. who can barely articulate anything on the instrument. Then these Djent & Prog metal guys who seem to have lots of technique & are playing guitars with 8 strings on.
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  • BabonesBabones Frets: 1209
    Djentlemen, this thread should be marked as Urdjent.
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