So ..... who can dance then?

chillidoggy

I have to be careful that I don't set up a harmonic motion, and overbalance with the size of my beer gut. Plus I'd probably put my back out, and as I have trouble standing for any length of time with a guitar these days, I have to say no, I'm not really a dancer, even when pissed, because personal injuries are likely to be exponential, and create a serious hazard to anyone stood nearby.

Clarky

wow... you make yourself sound like some sort of unexploded bomb..

CabbageCat

I dance nearly as well as I think I can dance.

Myranda

I. Do. Not. Dance.

As it is written, so shall it be.

Clarky

Myranda said:

I. Do. Not. Dance.

As it is written, so shall it be.

I'll take that as a yes then...

bertie

I have awards in duvet dancing

VimFuego

I dance like no one is watching me. Which was not the case sadly. I can still hear the laughter now.

TheCurefan

my dad taught me to jive many years ago, but tis somewhat difficult to do now as i need crutches to walk

was also quiet good at the shitface shuffle in my youth

randomhandclaps

I can dance better than Gary Barlow can.

scrumhalf

Can't dance, don't want to dance, don't see the point of it.

Oh, and any man over 40 wanting to dance should only be allowed to do so after getting a certificate of competence.

bertie

and you fuckers called me miserable  !!

 

snakemanStoo

I can dance, I choose not too so other people don't feel so intimidated.

chillidoggy

Clarky said:

wow... you make yourself sound like some sort of unexploded bomb..

If you're referring to my arse, then yes.

Bellycaster

The only "dancing" I did between the ages of 17 and 21, was Headbanging (with Air Guitar Accessories) and Moshing.

Then as the nightscenes and Women varied through the years, it was almost like an obligation to do a bit, so I did and got to like it. I probably looked like what I was though,  "A pissed Twat". But I didn't get stabbed, so, hey ho!

I think I'd be very self conscious now, I'm well past liking Nightclubs anymore and would prefer the comfort of my guitar in hand and being on accustomed to the stage.

 

johnnyurq

scrumhalf;72419" said:

Can't dance, don't want to dance, don't see the point of it.



Oh, and any man over 40 wanting to dance should only be allowed to do so after getting a certificate of drunken fun and silliness.

Fixed that for you.

Emp_Fab

I've got the moves...  it's in my blood.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCY29WRb9k

WYNIR0

I can't dance, but do anyway. The more I drink the better I get at it.

bertie

Emp_Fab said:

I've got the moves...  it's in my blood.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCY29WRb9k

ooh mrs bert was in the band that did one of those........ early 80s I think

axisus

I love this dance scene from Napoleon Dynamite

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/464329/

holnrew

I feel too self conscious to without booze, but if you never do it you're missing out on some fun.