What do I want for Christmas?

chillidoggy

Split-crotch panties.

Roland

Music stand, 

guitar stand, 

capo, 

LCD reading light for the music stand, 

leather guitar strap, 

small pair of wire cutters for trimming the ends of strings

nail clippers and/or nail file

snakemanStoo

Your two front teeth?

chillidoggy

I bought an string winder adaptor that fits into the end of an electric screwdriver. It's well good, unless you lose concentration for a split second.

bertie

chillidoggy said:

Split-crotch panties.

do you have a split crotch then ?

chillidoggy

My normal skiddies are buckling under the strain.

octatonic

Full body massage?

johnnyurq

Cigareets, Whisky and Wild Wild women.

Or alternatively some nice water slide decals for your guitar herd.

monquixote

octatonic said:

Full body massage?

Quite apart from the fact that the secret santa is organised by my wife's family the idea of a having a massage makes me feel nauseous. 

octatonic

monquixote said:

octatonic said:

Full body massage?

Quite apart from the fact that the secret santa is organised by my wife's family the idea of a having a massage makes me feel nauseous. 

Is that a yes or a no?

TTony

Some porn?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1402747748/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Guitar porn of course!

monquixote

It's tempting, but I'm trying to do away with books. 

johnnyurq

What! All books?

Getting a bit Fahrenheit 451 aren't we? 

monquixote

johnnyurq said:

What! All books?

Getting a bit Fahrenheit 451 aren't we? 

We can't allow the lower classes access to material which might cause them to think.

johnnyurq

Quite right too, hey wait a minute that is me, why I oughta!

I think I remember thinking but unsure what the sensations associated with it are.

monquixote

Take another Soma and it will be all better. 

Phil_aka_Pip

I remember (vaguely) at school seeing a magazine in the library, and there was an advert with a beach scene in it where an otherwise naked woman was lying on the beach covered in strategic places with paperback books - opened and face down so as to make little tenty shapes over the relevant parts of her body. Also in the pic was a bloke walking along the beach. I've no idea what the advert was for now, but someone had "edited" the scene with a biro: a thought bubble above the bloke's head said "Fahrenheit 451". Nice one

johnnyurq

monquixote said:

Take another Soma and it will be all better. 

Now that is a good but disturbing book. 

monquixote

Someone commented that modern life is far more like Huxley imagined than Orwell. 

TTony

monquixote said:

Someone commented that modern life is far more like Huxley imagined than Orwell. 

That's just what they want you to think.

I'm keeping my books.