What do I want for Christmas?

Flanging_Fred

TinLip;403511" said:

Flanging_Fred said:

Yeah Korg monotron. I just got delay version for my brother at the weekend and he seemed really chuffed.



Chales McCloud Black Pudding (best in the world it is)



Fancy nosh from Fortnum & Mason. Looks flash but doesn't necessarily cost a fortune.



Vox Buttplug.



Bad Monkey





Vox Buttplug. Hopefully never to be plugged back into a guitar...

Unless you're chasing Eddie's Brown sound...

holnrew

jd0272 said:

holnrew said:

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

Split-crotch panties.

Can get a wank and a nosh for less than £30 these days I am reliably informed (no really, I'm reliably informed, I get on well with most of my punters), and probs the whole hog. You'd need to be morally bankrupt, and circumnavigate the 'family paying' aspect of the funding, but hey ho.

Where?

Put yer shoes on, and yer stab vest, open the front door, step out, securely lock said door behind you, and venture into Gateshead.

Pop into a local booze emporium, purchase a litre bottle of Lambrini/similar, 20 cigs, and you Sir, are living the dream.

I know just the spot.

Sambostar

Full military spec M4 automatic assault rifle with 3000 rounds of ammo.  Three live in Latvian maids who double up as free hookers.  A nice bit of land with planning permission.  A fully restored Mk5 Transit chassis cab with a 4.0 V8 in it, that does 50mpg and actually lowers my insurance category premium, a self replenishing refrigerator, the energy to finish all my projects and a preceding hairline.

Thanks Santa! 

I'm counting on you, don't let me down like the tooth fairy did.

holnrew

monquixote said:

holnrew;403560" said:

Vouchers.

Like money but worse

I mean like Spotify or PS+ ones.

monquixote

holnrew said:

monquixote said:

holnrew;403560" said:

Vouchers.

Like money but worse

I mean like Spotify or PS+ ones.

That's still somewhat less useful that it's cash equivalent. 

richardhomer

A Bugatti Veyron?