What do I want for Christmas?

monquixote

TTony said:

monquixote said:

Someone commented that modern life is far more like Huxley imagined than Orwell. 

That's just what they want you to think.

I'm keeping my books.

They're no use to me. 

I had too much alcohol in my jar. 

EricTheWeary

http://www.diamondbottlenecks.com/Main.html

johnnyurq

monquixote said:

Someone commented that modern life is far more like Huxley imagined than Orwell. 

Cannot disagree with that, but here's hoping the dystopia we are heading for is not as hardcore or extreme.

imalone

Well, rather than start a new thread... guitar related ideas for around £30? We've got an extended family secret santa thing which (not my choice) involves writing down what you'd like. Might just ask for running gear instead, and have the normal capos, tuners, slides (which don't get used). Only thing I've thought of so far is steam credit for some rocksmith purchases, though don't play it as much as I did at the beginning. Or maybe a cheap USB MIDI pad or keyboard.

ROOG

Is that a bit like

bertie said:

mike_l said:

Is that possible?

when dealing with people like you,  yes very easily

Is that a bit like turning it up to '11' ?

TinLip

Vox Amplug

Flanging_Fred

Yeah Korg monotron. I just got delay version for my brother at the weekend and he seemed really chuffed.

Chales McCloud Black Pudding (best in the world it is)

Fancy nosh from Fortnum & Mason. Looks flash but doesn't necessarily cost a fortune.

Vox Buttplug.

Bad Monkey

FX_Munkee

http://www.firebox.com/product/6086/UNT-Mug

fretmeister

I properly prepared old fashioned honey glazed ham.

To eat all on your own.

richardhomer

A onesie....

mike_l

fretmeister said:

I properly prepared old fashioned honey glazed ham.

To eat all on your own.

MMMMMMMM....

 

TinLip

Flanging_Fred said:

Yeah Korg monotron. I just got delay version for my brother at the weekend and he seemed really chuffed.

Chales McCloud Black Pudding (best in the world it is)

Fancy nosh from Fortnum & Mason. Looks flash but doesn't necessarily cost a fortune.

Vox Buttplug.

Bad Monkey

Vox Buttplug. Hopefully never to be plugged back into a guitar...

holnrew

Vouchers.

chillidoggy

I'm thinking of stuffing a goose. Or, possibly, boning a turkey.

monquixote

holnrew;403560" said:

Vouchers.

Like money but worse

jd0272

chillidoggy said:

Split-crotch panties.

Can get a wank and a nosh for less than £30 these days I am reliably informed (no really, I'm reliably informed, I get on well with most of my punters), and probs the whole hog. You'd need to be morally bankrupt, and circumnavigate the 'family paying' aspect of the funding, but hey ho.

holnrew

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

Split-crotch panties.

Can get a wank and a nosh for less than £30 these days I am reliably informed (no really, I'm reliably informed, I get on well with most of my punters), and probs the whole hog. You'd need to be morally bankrupt, and circumnavigate the 'family paying' aspect of the funding, but hey ho.

Where?

chillidoggy

Exactly what I thought!

Plus, I liked the idea of a fancy nosh from Fortnum's.

chrispy108

monquixote said:

holnrew;403560" said:

Vouchers.

Like money but worse

"Shopkeep, in exchange for nothing of my benefit, could you add some terms and conditions to this money please?"

jd0272

holnrew said:

jd0272 said:

chillidoggy said:

Split-crotch panties.

Can get a wank and a nosh for less than £30 these days I am reliably informed (no really, I'm reliably informed, I get on well with most of my punters), and probs the whole hog. You'd need to be morally bankrupt, and circumnavigate the 'family paying' aspect of the funding, but hey ho.

Where?

Put yer shoes on, and yer stab vest, open the front door, step out, securely lock said door behind you, and venture into Gateshead.

Pop into a local booze emporium, purchase a litre bottle of Lambrini/similar, 20 cigs, and you Sir, are living the dream.