Your most hated single song?

Dopesick

New Radicals - You Only Get What You Give

Gurning twat in the video makes it worse. DIE.

Snap

Jump, Van Halen
Africa, Toto

and anything by Roxette. Just WTF is going on with that heap of crap? Dressed For Success? My arse you are.

PolarityMan

Dopesick said:

New Radicals - You Only Get What You Give

Gurning twat in the video makes it worse. DIE.

Oh jesus that is a poor song. wis awarded

fob

[What if God was] One of Us - Joan Osborne.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm - Crash Test Dummies.

What's Up - 4 Non Blondes.

For some reason I thought these three songs were all out at the same time, but a quick search shows there was at least a year between each one. I remember thinking at the time that this was a sign that the 90's was going to be a terrible decade for music. However, a fourth song I associate with those three I actually quite enjoy but I'm guessing might make this list for a lot of other people:

edit: not to have my cake and eat it - Joan Osborne is the worst of those.

wayneirie

scrumhalf said:

wayneirie said:

Bohemian Rhapsody, Just fuck off

Beat me to it. Overblown nonsense.

Sporky said:

wayneirie said:

Bohemian Rhapsody, Just fuck off

Good call.

So hard to pick just one...

Absolutely, The Barcelona one Might edge it. I would nominate they're entire back catalogue. But sadly that's not the name of the game.

PolarityMan

I like the Joan Osbourne one.

hotpot

Aga-fuckin-doo black lace, holy shit.

lasermonkey

There's so many to choose from, but the first that springs to mind is If You Tolerate This by the Manic Street Preachers. Awkward lyrics that sound like they've been written by an angsty sixth-former, it's a pudding that's been over-egged to the point of self-parody. Awful, awful band.
That said, I once heard a hilarious flamenco Muzak version of it at a garden centre.

boogieman

ICBM said:

Hard to pick just one, but probably 'May You Never' by John Martyn. May I never hear it ever again. Although it barely matters because not only is it an awful song, once it's mentioned - much less heard - it's almost impossible to get out of your head for ages.

Really? Wow. 

Teetonetal

Fletcher memorial by the Floyd is total tripe. One of water's lowest points. 

ICBM

boogieman said:

ICBM said:

Hard to pick just one, but probably 'May You Never' by John Martyn. May I never hear it ever again. Although it barely matters because not only is it an awful song, once it's mentioned - much less heard - it's almost impossible to get out of your head for ages.

Really? Wow. 

Yes, really.

I'll add Tubthumping by Chumbawumba for the same reason.

jonnyburgo

The birdie song by the tweets. As an angst ridden teen adults would try to drag me onto the dancefloor at weddings etc to have a dance. If I'd had a machine gun I would gladly have slaughtered everybody in the room.

mikeyrob73

The Black Eyed Peas going on about Tonight being a good night, how the fuck do you know Will.i.am ? if i hear that song i am normally in a horrible pub/club that the Mrs has dragged me into on a night out, so NO its not a fucking good night Mr Will.i.am 

BRISTOL86

proggy said:

Easy one for me:

Too Much Too Young by The Specials.

God yes I loathe that and most music of that genre!

jonnyburgo

Oh behave urself, don't diss the two tone.

not_the_dj

Ronnie Williams Rock DJ

Dopesick

Snap said:

Jump, Van Halen
Africa, Toto

and anything by Roxette. Just WTF is going on with that heap of crap? Dressed For Success? My arse you are.

Hey come on, don't fuck with 'Joyride' and 'The Look' ya heathen.

sinbaadi

Deep dish, Flashdance
Always found this hard to listen to.

boogieman

ICBM said:

boogieman said:

ICBM said:

Hard to pick just one, but probably 'May You Never' by John Martyn. May I never hear it ever again. Although it barely matters because not only is it an awful song, once it's mentioned - much less heard - it's almost impossible to get out of your head for ages.

Really? Wow. 

Yes, really.

I'll add Tubthumping by Chumbawumba for the same reason.

Fair enough, each to their own *shrug*. I agree that Tubthumping isn't great, I think May you Never is in a different league though and it's a beautiful song imo. There's been a whole thread on John Martyn in the music section and MYN gets lots of thumbs up, for the song, the playing and John Martyn's voice. 

scrumhalf

The godawful row that was parodied in, I thnk, Whizzer and Chips as "Tie A Yellow Gibbon Round The Old Boy's Knee".