Am I mental ?

TTony

Emp_Fab said:

"My dream is to run in the 2024 Olympics, but in the meantime I'm joining a local running club"

What???

I thought the Top Gun thing was a bit far-fetched, but you're going to need full Russian state sponsorship to run in the Olympics.

Actually, you'll probably be on first name terms with your local pharmacistki just to make it past the local running club's entrance test.


That's it for me, you've flipped!

Emp_Fab

I swear to god, I can never work out when you bastards are taking the piss, dangling deliberate 'misunderstandings' knowing I'll bite, or are being serious !

Handsome_Chris

And that's why we do it, princess.  

Unorthodox

Emp_Fab said:

I swear to god, I can never work out when you bastards are taking the piss, dangling deliberate 'misunderstandings' knowing I'll bite, or are being serious !

Playing you at your own game!

Sporky

Emp_Fab said:

I swear to god, I can never work out when you bastards are taking the piss, dangling deliberate 'misunderstandings' knowing I'll bite, or are being serious !

The real trick is doing that with a post that, on the surface, appears to be genuine concern for your wellbeing. 

 

chillidoggy

There's no doubt in my mind we're ALL genuinely concerned with his wellbeing.

But equally concerned about being struck by a swiftly-descending aircraft.

Emp_Fab

I'm targeting Guildford and Margate first.

PC_Dave

Emp_Fab said:

I'm targeting Guildford and Margate first.

Erm.... isn’t a good understanding about navigation a prerequisite to being a pilot...?

TTony

Emp_Fab said:

I'm targeting Guildford and Margate first.

Sorry to be picky (again), but I'm not sure that you've quite understood the concept of "crashing".

Emp_Fab

Not necessarily...  It depends on the size of the plane.

PC_Dave

I refer to my previous statement...

PC_Dave

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

TTony

PC_Dave said:

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

Is that in s straight line?

If Emp was piloting (stop laughing at the back) I can imagine it being a bit more than 92 miles ...

chillidoggy

I reckon if Guildford's the first target then Margate's probably safe, although a decent plane crash could help improve the seafront.

PC_Dave

TTony said:

PC_Dave said:

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

Is that in s straight line?

If Emp was piloting (stop laughing at the back) I can imagine it being a bit more than 92 miles ...

Straight-ish. Probably 80 as the Emp flies.

ourmaninthenorth

PC_Dave said:

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

Yeah, but to be fair, it's only an inch and a quarter apart on the map that Emp's using....

boogieman

Perhaps he’s going to bomb Guildford first then crash in flames in Margate later? 

chillidoggy

ourmaninthenorth said:

PC_Dave said:

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

Yeah, but to be fair, it's only an inch and a quarter apart on the map that Emp's using....

Is that one he got from Little Chef?

ourmaninthenorth

chillidoggy said:

ourmaninthenorth said:

PC_Dave said:

92 miles, if anyone was wondering.... 

Yeah, but to be fair, it's only an inch and a quarter apart on the map that Emp's using....

Is that one he got from Little Chef?

That's why we're safe in the Norf, we're hiding under a blob of ketchup...

Kilgore

Emp_Fab said:

I'm targeting Guildford and Margate first.

You are Hermann Goring.
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