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On Prime.
Budget German made documentary from 1978 about the British reggae scene [ surely on that description alone members of The Fretboard will be rushing to take out Prime accounts...].
I saw Aswad live in about 1988 and Brindsley would have still been in the band I think. I saw them again three years ago but he’s long since left.
I chose it because it got 96% on Rotten Tomatoes.
What a pile of absolute shit. It had more plot holes than a building site full of fucking moles.
Spoiler alert etc....
It's set in a post-apocalyptic world where people-munching aliens have wiped out most of the human race and streets are overgrown and deserted (think I am Legend), but the twist is that the aliens are blind and hunt only by sound, so everyone that's still alive has to live in total silence as the slightest noise causes these things to come running for their dinner.
So, what's so shit ? Well.....
Choosing to live in a rural farm surrounded by fields of corn that provide the monsters with perfect cover isn't the greatest idea. Try moving into a tower block somewhere, so you can at least speak quietly to each other instead of having to sign. Not to mention it's an infinitely safer place strategically.
How the fuck did the world's combined military get fucked over by a bunch of BLIND monsters ? YES... BLIND !! All you'd need to do is dig a big hole, make some noise at the bottom, they all come running, ka-boom. It's almost as easy as shooting fish in a barrel, yet we are expected to believe that somehow these blind animals have outwitted the human race.
Where is the electricity coming from ? The world's been taken over remember.... who the fuck is running the power stations ? Blind aliens ? OK, so perhaps there isn't a national grid anymore and they're generating their own electricity on the farm.... how ? Silent fucking generators ?
Other survivors that live in nearby farms make little fires at the top of their grain silos (like Lord of the Rings beacons). Why ? You've all got electricity ! Why bother making fires at all ? You need to communicate ? - why not use radios ? You can use radios silently by using morse code and headphones. Talking of which, Krasinski does try to do this early on in the film, sending 'S.O.S.' via morse on various shortwave frequencies. Er........ John....... your neighbours are all alive, remember those fires at the top of the silos ?
The nail on the stairs..... don't get me started...... FFS......
Turns out the secret to killing them is high-frequency sound.... think feedback.... drives them crazy and whilst they're flailing around in agony, you just pop a cap in their asses. Now.... if only the combined scientific and military minds of the human race had thought to try using sound as a weapon against creatures that have incredibly sensitive hearing, the world could have been saved! Think of the wasted months they were trying in vain with cages baited with cheese, those giant fly-papers dangled from bridges and the reservoirs they filled with beer.
One other thing.... how the fuck did millions of aliens.... aliens that have legs like stilts, no hands AND ARE FUCKING BLIND!! manage to navigate across the vastness of space to Earth ? Special disabled spaceships was it ?
96% eh ? Fuck you Rotten Tomatoes. That's the last time I give any credence to your reviews!
(yes, I know they're just collating other reviews, but I need to vent!)
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Google Play but you can get it on YouTube and Amazon as well.
Documentary covering the birth of the thrash metal scene in San Francisco in the early 80s. Lots of Exodus and Metallica, plus Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax etc.
Really well put together and made me feel like a teenager again, I'd have liked more music clips but that would have made for a crazy runtime.
8/10
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Blind aliens.
Not once did you hear "Donk.... OWWW!".
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Maybe a double bill with Saturday Night Fever.
You must be a real pleasure to watch something together mate, blimey.
I do all my best thinking in the bath.
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