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1984 version of the classic historic mutiny tale, with Mel Gibson as Fletcher Christian and Anthony Hopkins as Captain (or strictly speaking Lieutenant!) Bligh. I actually wanted to see it again (I had, probably in about 1985 I think) because I'm quite a Vangelis fan and he did the soundtrack, which I hadn't actually remembered.
It's very well made, if somewhat of its time - the plot is reasonably historically accurate, Hopkins in particular is excellent as the high-minded but prickly and antagonistic Bligh, Gibson isn't as good but not as bad as he can sometimes be, and there are some excellent parts for Daniel Day-Lewis, Liam Neeson and even a very young Neil Morrissey, plus an actor you'll recognise (but who I forget the name of at the moment, sorry) as the King of Tahiti. And it probably has the highest boob count of any film I've ever seen , although it's just a lot of (very pretty) Tahitian girls - but they are integral to the story and not really gratuitous... much .
And the soundtrack? Well, the reason I didn't remember it is because Vangelis probably can't either... Chariots Of Fire meets 1492, by numbers. It's not terrible by any means but it's really just incidental music.
8/10 (including bonus point for Tahitian girls)
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I don’t have a daughter but if you do, this will get you smack bang in the feels.
Japanese family drama about a failed novelist with a gambling habit who works as a private detective, and his relationship with his ex-wife, their son, his mother and sister, and his work colleagues, over a few days ending up with being stuck indoors during a typhoon... if that sounds dull, it is! - but it's brilliantly observed, perfectly acted, dryly funny (not laugh out loud, but quietly amusing), philosophical and quite emotionally rewarding.
If you like action movies, this is probably not for you - if that description makes you bored already, don't bother .
If it does sound like your kind of thing, it's on iPlayer at the moment.
9/10
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Quite a decent psychological thriller with Jason Bateman, Rebecca Hall and Joel Edgerton in the staring roles, I think Joel also wrote, directed and had a hand in producing the film too.
Simon and Roybn (Bateman and Hall) are relocating back to LA (I think) from Chicago for a fresh start. Simon is chasing a promotion and it seems that Robyn had some issues she's running from which surface later in the film, although not in a big way.
After moving back they bump into Gordo, a school acquaintance of Simon's from school while out shopping. Simon is very obviously uncomfortable with meeting Gordo again and while Robyn doesn't seem to pick up on the same vibes Simon does his best to oust Gordo from their lives after he visits Robyn at home and starts leaving gifts for them both.
I can't say too much more without spoiling the plot but clearly there's a history to come out and not everything is as it seems.
It seemed a bit slow to start but that could be down to a bit of initial wooden acting as it didn't take long for intrigue to build even if nothing sinister was happening yet.
Mrs Haych and I enjoyed it and Mrs Haych didn't even fall asleep, so that has to be some accolade!
8/10
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Netflix. There's a question to be asked about why I watch films like these when I invariably don't like them much. Triumph of optimism over experience as Oscar Wilde might have said.
A few interesting ideas, a few laughs, some nice sky line shots of San Francisco, some CGI nonsense. I'm sure it's fine if you like that kind of thing, I didn't hate it just seems such a lot of resources gone into making something middling. Nice to see Stan Lee.
And didn't make me go oh he'd be an obvious Bond.
Juliet Naked ..Also on Netflix, it's a Nick Hornby story about a British teacher who has an obsession with a faded out American singer songwriter and even runs a forum dedicated to him. His long suffering girlfriend gets involved and things happen. Not bad in a kind of cosy Sunday afternoon film kind of way.
I said exactly the same thing after watching it.