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And Wikipedia tells me they also wrote How Will I Know? and I Wanna Dance with Somebody for Whitney. What a CV!!
Metal - as above but with longer hair and smellier clothes
Grunge - as above but even longer hair and even smellier clothes
Alternative - any music where a person can just stand still, shuffle a bit, and look like Kevin from Kevin and Perry
Brit Pop - part rock/part pop/part Tony Blair/part Spice Girls
Europop - terrible, cheesy, cringy, corny stuff our weird Euro neighbours seem to like.
Punk - it's Punk
New Wave - it's not Punk, but nearly is
Ska - dance music for skinheads in braces
Mod - dance music that's like rock music but pretends not to be. Status Quo and The Who got confused with this one.
Rap - an obvious typo missing the C off the start.
Hip-Hop - for people who like crap, want to be gangsters, and like lyrics sung so fast they sound like just one word.
House - for people who like drugs, made by people on drugs and produced by people on drugs
Soul - swingy, finger-clicking, sway music loved by black people.
Swing - like Soul but for white people in tuxedo's.
Pop - any other stuff that doesn't fit into the above
I would consider Billie Jean to be a perfect pop song, but my vote goes for this earworm.
I'll add The Beatles' "Help" to the list.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFhRWLSv/
The vocal harmonies in this version are probably some of my favourite of all time.
https://youtu.be/2KsK1ybDZ44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO1HC8pHZw0
All 16 mins of it.
"Luv it still listening in 2022. Theres been no good music since 1st January 1990 when all the computer drug music started".