Shower and shave in the morning or at night?

Kittyfrisk

Timcito said:

guitars4you said:

Shower and Shave - Isn't there a 3rd part to this in the morning  - Also Sh** - Not sure if there is an accepted order to this 3 activities

The third part happens when it happens - we don't typically get to choose!

Must be because you are in the USA?
We took back choice & control after Brexit & now it's positively overflowing with shit here... WE WIN!!!

mgaw

I only shower when I start to smell, it’s amazing how few showers I actually take these days. 

My wife and kids all left thought, even the f dog went

Philly_Q

swiller said:

Timcito said:

guitars4you said:

Shower and Shave - Isn't there a 3rd part to this in the morning  - Also Sh** - Not sure if there is an accepted order to this 3 activities

The third part happens when it happens - we don't typically get to choose!

One does not have to wait for the turtles head to touch cloth, to eject a turd. I grind one out like clock work each morning prior to a shower. The mass is often surprising given the apparent lack of urgency.

Oh gosh, I'm so happy I read that.  

AK99

Yeah. Kind of puts one in the moment, with no option to either properly prepare or place oneself at a suitable remove from the experience 

koneguitarist

I have to have a very hot Shower first thing, to get my joints moving and straighten me up. Seriously in morning before to after shower I grow about 6 inches in height. 

mgaw

koneguitarist said:

I have to have a very hot Shower first thing, to get my joints moving and straighten me up. Seriously in morning before to after shower I grow about 6 inches in height. 

Do you get an erection ?

BigBearKris

Shower - Every morning, after gym, before work. 
Also in the evening before bed. 

Shave - when I have beard, once every few days - neckline and sides, beard trim once every week or two. 

koneguitarist

@mgaw  I wish,  my arthritis is in with a vengeance, I need the heat in my joints to move. 

mgaw

koneguitarist said:

@mgaw  I wish,  my arthritis is in with a vengeance, I need the heat in my joints to move. 

@koneguitarist , ahh sorry to hear that

thumpingrug

Sorry - bit late to this thread.

For years I had a standard 9-5 job and a family life - including dogs.  Dogs needed a walk first thing in the morning and then it was get the kids up and packed off to school before a day in the office.  A Shower was had in the evening as part of winding down (also after the last dog walk).  Shave while showering every other day.

Now however I've moved to shift work - and dogs are long gone and kids have mostly flown the nest and are self-sufficient ( if that ever really happens).  Early shifts mean I still have an evening shower, but late shifts require a shower before heading in as it's impractical to do so when I get home at 00:40.  

Given a choice, I would probably shower twice a day.  Sometime after breakfast and before going out for the day - and again in the evening.

I do like a big rainfall shower - the bigger the better.  And my son has a large multi-jet from every angle shower that is almost like having a vertical bath -soooooo much water.