From the Drew Banned thread: Post your manifesto for Mod applications NOW!

Gassage

Mine, drawing partly upon my experiences of TGP.....

• The welcoming of all discussions on firearms, P and W and immigration control
• A special section to discuss sports that the rest of the world have never heard of, let alone play.
• Strictly NO penis pumps on the site anywhere.

And then, these...

• Strictly NO WELSH allowed on the forum. Ever.
• Death penalty for anyone taking the p*** out of my age ever again (yes you @randomhandclaps!)
• A banning amnesty on anyone who has Pete Cornish Pedals

Vote Gassage,.

xSkarloey

I like Cornish pasties.

I also once knew a bloke who played Korfball. 

Does that count? 

PolarityMan

PolarityMan's Manifesto

Random 

baffling 

and inscrutable.

welshboyo

Gassage said:

• Strictly NO WELSH allowed on the forum. Ever.

Vote Gassage,.

I've been insulted by better forumites...

fretmeister

I would be as rational and easy to understand as Caligula's horse.

(I've been a mod on MR and a few other places. Never again. It's a thankless task)

Fretwired

Gassage said:

• A banning amnesty on anyone who has Pete Cornish Pedals

Why? Doesn't Pete want his pedals back? I'd be pissed off if people pinched my pedals ..

Gassage

welshboyo said:

Gassage said:

• Strictly NO WELSH allowed on the forum. Ever.

Vote Gassage,.

I've been insulted by better forumites...

i liked you lot until @thisisguitar decided to destroy a Sf twin cos it kept sinking his coracle.

mike_l

But, we must take the piss outta your age Gassage, cos you're old.

 

d8m

Frets for all.

That's all I have.

welshboyo

Gassage said:

welshboyo said:

Gassage said:

• Strictly NO WELSH allowed on the forum. Ever.

Vote Gassage,.

I've been insulted by better forumites...

i liked you lot until @thisisguitar decided to destroy a Sf twin cos it kept sinking his coracle.

aah, its OK, it makes sense now, you're from Kew, which means you think anything North of the Thames is Wales.......its an easy mistake to make thinking Birmingham is in Wales.

PolarityMan

Oh interesting you can see when the mods are commenting on a flag but not what they say.

RocknRollDave

I own everything by The Jam...never got to see them live, but my colleague Steve did, and even better his sister can be seen stood behind them on Tiswas if you can find the clip on Youtube.
Never did get that fishtail parka, mind.

mike_l

welshboyo said:

aah, its OK, it makes sense now, you're from Kew, which means you think anything North of the Thames is Wales.......

Aw shit, I don't want to be in Wales.

Gassage

RocknRollDave said:

I own everything by The Jam...never got to see them live, but my colleague Steve did, and even better his sister can be seen stood behind them on Tiswas if you can find the clip on Youtube.
Never did get that fishtail parka, mind.

Saw their last ever gig, Brighton 82 or 3. You can hate me now.

holnrew

A ban on leather daddies

stickyfiddle

Being in another timezone, I pledge to ban one member at random, every week, while you're all asleep.

But seriously, I wouldn't mind being a mod if more are requested/required. I like it here and would be happy to help it stay good.*

*NB: this opinion may change if I actually have to get involved in all this shit.

Gassage

holnrew said:

A ban on leather daddies

I'll vote for that,

RocknRollDave

Gassage said:

RocknRollDave said:

I own everything by The Jam...never got to see them live, but my colleague Steve did, and even better his sister can be seen stood behind them on Tiswas if you can find the clip on Youtube.
Never did get that fishtail parka, mind.

Saw their last ever gig, Brighton 82 or 3. You can hate me now.

I hate you so much right now
[/Kelis mode]

VimFuego

I would have no policies as all my decisions would be based on whim or any deeply held prejudices I may be holding at the time (these would be subject to change without notice). My tenure would be marked for the arbitrary and indiscriminate use of terror and induced paranoia, my friends would be my enemies, my enemies would also be my enemies. No one would be safe from my vindictiveness.

randomhandclaps

I only take the piss out of you to keep you on your toes, keep your mind sharp and hopefully delay the onset on dementia.

Gassage

VimFuego said:

I would have no policies as all my decisions would be based on whim or any deeply held prejudices I may be holding at the time (these would be subject to change without notice). My tenure would be marked for the arbitrary and indiscriminate use of terror and induced paranoia, my friends would be my enemies, my enemies would also be my enemies. No one would be safe from my vindictiveness.

You are Brian Schertzer and I claim my Free Warren Cucirillo Penis Pump.