From the Drew Banned thread: Post your manifesto for Mod applications NOW!

d8m

stickyfiddle said:

Being in another timezone, I pledge to ban one member at random, every week, while you're all asleep.

But seriously, I wouldn't mind being a mod if more are requested/required. I like it here and would be happy to help it stay good.*

*NB: this opinion may change if I actually have to get involved in all this shit.

Same.

Don't know where to sign up though

RocknRollDave

VimFuego said:

I would have no policies as all my decisions would be based on whim or any deeply held prejudices I may be holding at the time (these would be subject to change without notice). My tenure would be marked for the arbitrary and indiscriminate use of terror and induced paranoia, my friends would be my enemies, my enemies would also be my enemies. No one would be safe from my vindictiveness.

...have you ever considered running for parliament..?

thisisguitar

At least I've never been banned from captaining my coracle @Gassage :-)

randomhandclaps

I like the idea of @stickyfiddle being like an 'out of hours' mod.  It would also be handy to know if any fatwas had been issued against the collective and which were just aimed at Gassage.

mike_l

RocknRollDave said:

I hate you so much right now
[/Kelis mode]

Same size, but Dave has a better beard........

chillidoggy

 Move over Al Murray:-

• New section with lots of scantily-clad Margate totty (NSFW)
• Drew and Lix get their own section to battle it out, only those two have access to post in it, viewable only by those who are not 'offended'.
• Dirt pedal blog by Mike_L. Could be a long job that.
• Chance to win a tour of RHC's luxury Wimbledon residence. Consolation prize of a visit to Margate's newly-vandalised Victorian seafront bus-shelter for the unlucky ones.
• Randomly-selected forum member forced to spend a night with Drew. Lube available at a price.
• Regular visits to Gassage's old people's care home. Please speak loudly.
• Speed-awareness courses for all members who lives in Wales.
• Free authentic copies of Bono's trademark sunglasses, complete with a paramedic for when you get recognised.
• Removal from Vim's hitlist.
• Use of a VW Camper for a peaceful holiday, unspolit by engine noise.

I'm working on the rest.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Gassage said:

• Strictly NO WELSH allowed on the forum. Ever.

Pure jealousy

randomhandclaps

chillidoggy said:

 

• New section with lots of scantily-clad Margate totty (NSFW)

Not Safe For Work?... Or human consumption.

Gassage

Re Fatwah's

I've been helping my ex with Taliaban integration via reality TV. We're presenting 3 titles to the Commisioning Editors

 

• Celebrity Fatwah Club
• RuPaul's Rag Race
• I'm an Islamic Jihadist, Get Me Out of Here (presented by Ahm and Desh)

bingefeller

Ban on links to expectations.co.uk

Gassage

Re Fatwah's - I've been helping my ex with Taliaban integration via reality TV. We're presenting 3 titles to the Commisioning Editors

 

• Celebrity Fatwah Club
• RuPaul's Rag Race
• I'm an Islamic Jihadist, Get Me Out of Here (presented by Ahm and Desh)

 

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

chillidoggy said:

 

• New section with lots of scantily-clad Margate totty (NSFW)

Not Safe For Work?... Or human consumption.

Both.

PolarityMan

I'd bring back polls .....and ignore them.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Gassage said:

RocknRollDave said:

I own everything by The Jam...never got to see them live, but my colleague Steve did, and even better his sister can be seen stood behind them on Tiswas if you can find the clip on Youtube.
Never did get that fishtail parka, mind.

Saw their last ever gig, Brighton 82 or 3. You can hate me now.

Saw them at Reading Festival in 78.  OMG.... does that make me even older than Gassage??? .... or did he get a concessionary ticket - by showing his bus pass?

thisisguitar

Nothing really works. Everyone will have ideas, but someone will always find a way of causing problems or exploiting a loophole. 

randomhandclaps

Gassage said:

Re Fatwah's

I've been helping my ex with Taliaban integration via reality TV. We're presenting 3 titles to the Commisioning Editors

 

• Celebrity Fatwah Club
• RuPaul's Rag Race
• I'm an Islamic Jihadist, Get Me Out of Here (presented by Ahm and Desh)

What?  No Celebrity Big Burka?

holnrew

Gassage;494345" said:

holnrew said:

A ban on leather daddies













I'll vote for that,

Were you only teasing about your gear?

randomhandclaps

thisisguitar said:

Nothing really works. Everyone will have ideas, but someone will always find a way of causing problems or exploiting a loophole. 

That's such a pessimistic view.  I am entirely confident that if we all stayed vigilant we could keep the Welsh out.

thisisguitar

Re: Banning the Welsh

Fuck you guys, we'll start our own board. Here's the mascot:

https://baatonsbaahs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/movers-shakers-animated-sheep-with-guitar-56-91004.jpg

PolarityMan

thisisguitar said:

Re: Banning the Welsh

Fuck you guys, we'll start our own board. Here's the mascot:

https://baatonsbaahs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/movers-shakers-animated-sheep-with-guitar-56-91004.jpg

According to 123-reg.co.uk the domain TheFleeceBoard.co.uk is free: