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VimFuego

lloyd said:

Gassage said:

thisisguitar said:

@Gassage - I've had a word with Max Boyce about your behaviour… He's coming around to roger you with a leak!

I warned him that may not be a punishment!

If Whales (sic) win next week he'll probably write an entire new album....

@Gassage with your injury list, growing, and our recent record against your lot, an album's pushing it, maybe just a rhyming couplet....

you'd better hope you win, cos if our 2nd 15 can go to your backyard and win, you ain't ever gonna live it down

Gassage

Tell you you're right about injuries....but why they're not picking armitage and Fearns now is beyond me

lloyd

As with most games, it will be won and lost at the set-piece-If Samson Lee's neck recovers and holds out for 65-70 minutes then our scrum will go ok, without him then we could see a repeat of the scrum penalty machine at Twickenham last year-and possibly cards-which will destroy us.

Our line-out is performing as well as it has been since the late 70's/early 80's-which is terribly, we rarely secure good ball in opponents 22 (and often mis-throw and lose the ball) and we never compete on opponents ball. I know little about your 5/6th choice locks to be honest but I would assume that as always they can at least perform in the lineout?

Refereeing of maul defence is ridiculous at the moment IMO-attacking team can enter from any angle, defending team can't do anything-so I'd say that goes in your favour-with our inablity to set up a half decent attacking maul.

I'd pick our back-line and back row over yours though.

Gatland will undoubtedly break some players in his infamous training (concentration) camps, and playing us first up is good for you as we won't be able to get up to the required fitness levels to play Gatlandball in the few weeks he has the squad together.

England rarely get a beating points-wise because of their excellent set-piece and IMO their strength in depth (not quite AB's but there's never a player that can't do a job in the squad). 

So saying all that I'd say this game's on a knife edge with home advantage and our recent 3/4 wins record giving us a boost-You'd kill us at Twickenham. 

@Gassage Armitage should have been picked for the last couple years-absolute beast. 

@VimFuego England have slaughtered us on many occasions so I'm not too concerned-if we lose one or 2 key players then we're struggling while you have decent enough cover in most areas, we don't have that luxury-you've got the edge at the moment but we've had a good few years of dominance we enjoyed..... 

Gassage

See you at the game then mate

VimFuego

I'd say overall, our 2nd choice locks are better than most teams 1st choice, problem is, we don't even have them available. Gonna be a mighty green engine room, I suspect AWJ will have a good day.

thisisguitar

lloyd said:

Gassage said:

thisisguitar said:

@Gassage - I've had a word with Max Boyce about your behaviour… He's coming around to roger you with a leak!

I warned him that may not be a punishment!

If Whales (sic) win next week he'll probably write an entire new album....

@Gassage with your injury list, growing, and our recent record against your lot, an album's pushing it, maybe just a rhyming couplet....

In times that have past,

You were but a stranger,

But I've got a leek,

And you Anal Danger

That sort of thing @lloyd ?

lloyd

@thisisguitar-not bad I'd prefer line 1 and 3 to rhyme though, solid enough effort though

thisisguitar

^ I must try harder :-)

Gassage

How about:

I like to stroke my nipple
With a Leek and Daffodil Ripple

?

VimFuego

our leeks are just about ready for eating now, always grow a load of em, can't have too many leaks (gah, I think I may be a closet Welshman).

mike_l

^^ Or you're just kinky........

 

(See earlier comment about leeks)

thisisguitar

Roger that @Gassage...

Gassage

Cont...

During the game I'll have a tipple
As our centre's a halfwitted cripple.....

lloyd

I love leeks (imagine your suprise) roasted they're the king of vegetables...

mike_l

Leeks, like most vegetables are shit.

 

Gassage

More;
That Haskell's a bit of a looker
Spends more time with his celebrity booker....
We'll be watching out for our hooker
Cos that Dylan's a dirty old fooker...

lloyd

Gassage said:

More;
That Haskell's a bit of a looker
Spends more time with his celebrity booker....
We'll be watching out for our hooker
Cos that Dylan's a dirty old fooker...

Gassage for the win there!

Gassage

England's fly half used to be Barrell*
But now they've using that chav Mr Farrell
The England skipper's a flanker
But we all think he's a bit of a ....back row forward.





(*Stuart Barnes FYI)

Gassage

Come roof or light,
Play well or play shite
We won't worry about our woes
As long as we beat that fucking Rose....

Now, using the chords C G F Am put it to music....

Gassage

Moved to rugby thread.