Friday humour

Kebabkid

So, what with all football suspended, I started talking to my wife and found out she'd been made redundant from Woolworths

Kittyfrisk

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HAL9000

Funny colour and waxy complexion? Feeling a little drawn? Probably got Crayola virus.

axisus

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westford

HAL9000

Man accidentally washes hands to Pink Floyd’s Echoes...

HAL9000

Paul Hardcastle tests positive for Covid 19, ni, ni, ni, nineteen.

Bridgehouse

DrCornelius

First Tom Hanks , now it’s Chuck Norris - my son just sent me this-

It’s just been announced that film actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris has been infected with the Coronavirus. 
The virus is expected to make a full recovery

Kittyfrisk

proggy

I've just been for a walk on Bosworth Field and there's a plaque on the ground that reads "Richard III fell here" and I'm not the least bit surprised, I nearly tripped over the fucking thing myself.

TheOtherDennis

To all those panic buying bog roll and eggs.

First, covid-19 gives you a cough, not the shits, and you can't eat bog roll.

And if all you're eating are the eggs you're panic buying, you'll be so constipated you won't need the feckin bog roll.

Kittyfrisk

Necessity is the mother of invention in the North East   

Kittyfrisk

Get a grip chaps.

Bridgehouse

Kittyfrisk

Day 3 of working from home...

Bridgehouse

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