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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24581
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • steveledzepsteveledzep Frets: 1177
    Fretwired said:
    Lego have closed all their outlets.  Think they're "bricking it".
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16051
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9811

    Back in the 60s, Michael Caine was a good friend of Jim Morrison. As a surprise, he arranged for some prostitutes to be waiting in the dressing room when he and the band came offstage. But the girls went to the wrong dressing room, and when Caine finally tracked them down, they were kneeling in front of Ray Davies and the Kinks, unzipping their flies. And he said...

    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"

    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4632
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9811
    Due to the current corona virus situation Mrs9000 suggested that I wear a mask and latex gloves for my Sainsbury’s trip. Felt really silly - she really should have mentioned shirt and trousers as well.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19312
    Aaah now, c'mon lads...

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  • kossofffankossofffan Frets: 556
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16051
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10384

    I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in. Bought bog roll, pasta, bread, soup, hand gels, meat, loads of tins, the lot. My trolley was absolutely rammed, piled high. Then I saw this old bloke behind me with only a couple of things. He looked sad and said, “I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts, everything else is gone." I felt terrible, there I was with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old man had fuck all, so I did the right thing and said to him, “You go in front, mate, you’ve only got two things"
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9811
    edited March 2020
    A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain for dinner, and asks to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrives, he asks what kind of meat it contains. 'Sir, these are the cojones,' the waiter replies. 'The what, you say?' exclaims the tourist. 'They are testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,' explains the waiter. The tourist gulps, but tastes the dish anyway, and finds it delicious. Each day for the rest of the week, the tourist orders the same dish. On the final day he finishes his meal, and comments to the waiter: 'Today's cojones are much smaller than the ones I had yesterday.' 'True, sir,' replies the waiter, 'you see sometimes the bull does not lose...'
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • www.maltingsaudio.co.uk
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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 27875
    Having trouble posting images here?  This might help.
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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3111
    How's the home working going then...?



    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16051
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16051
    edited March 2020



    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602

    Say what you like about him but Boris is the only person to finally end the DFS sale


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28354
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