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Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Back in the 60s, Michael Caine was a good friend of Jim Morrison. As a surprise, he arranged for some prostitutes to be waiting in the dressing room when he and the band came offstage. But the girls went to the wrong dressing room, and when Caine finally tracked them down, they were kneeling in front of Ray Davies and the Kinks, unzipping their flies. And he said...
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in. Bought bog roll, pasta, bread, soup, hand gels, meat, loads of tins, the lot. My trolley was absolutely rammed, piled high. Then I saw this old bloke behind me with only a couple of things. He looked sad and said, “I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts, everything else is gone." I felt terrible, there I was with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old man had fuck all, so I did the right thing and said to him, “You go in front, mate, you’ve only got two things"
https://twitter.com/spainjoanne/status/1241457197495848960?s=21
Say what you like about him but Boris is the only person to finally end the DFS sale
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!