Friday humour

hollywoodrox

axisus said:

Top left kid is. Bloody scary looking

Kittyfrisk

We are a week into self isolation and it's really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window, just staring aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this & I have thought very long & hard of how I can cheer her up.

I have even considered letting her come inside, but rules are rules...

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Almach

In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & 1 MIG welder

axisus

Kittyfrisk

Kittyfrisk

Bridgehouse

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

boogieman

I bought a map of the world. I pinned it to the wall and said to my wife “Here, chuck a dart at it. Wherever it lands, I’ll take you there once all this virus business is finished”.

Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge. 

munckee

boogieman said:

I bought a map of the world. I pinned it to the wall and said to my wife “Here, chuck a dart at it. Wherever it lands, I’ll take you there once all this virus business is finished”.

Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge. 

I really belly laughed at that one. My favourite virus joke. 

guitars4you

boogieman said:

I bought a map of the world. I pinned it to the wall and said to my wife “Here, chuck a dart at it. Wherever it lands, I’ll take you there once all this virus business is finished”.

Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge. 

excellent

Kittyfrisk

Straight talking is the only way...

Hootsmon

Kittyfrisk

Dyson wins government contract to produce covid-19 ventilators  

midlifecrisis

The Police now have powers to split up groups.

Maybe they could start with Coldplay?

Hootsmon

Bugsy Malone family group shot

Kebabkid

So, finally the Police have the power to split up groups. Can we start with Coldplay

Bridgehouse

midlifecrisis said:

The Police now have powers to split up groups.

Maybe they could start with Coldplay?

Kebabkid said:

So, finally the Police have the power to split up groups. Can we start with Coldplay

Snap!

Kebabkid

Bridgehouse said:

midlifecrisis said:

The Police now have powers to split up groups.

Maybe they could start with Coldplay?

Kebabkid said:

So, finally the Police have the power to split up groups. Can we start with Coldplay

Snap!

Oops but they haven't done it yet!