Friday humour

guitars4you

Kittyfrisk said:

wow

guitargeek62

guitars4you said:

Kittyfrisk said:

wow

Yeah, that’s an awful photoshop

axisus

FX_Munkee

guitars4you said:

Kittyfrisk said:

wow

I know, Billy Gibbons really has let himself go, hasn't he?

RandallFlagg

What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.


The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.


So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

TheMarlin

 

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

Kittyfrisk

rocktron

Agency: "Sir, we found three candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements?"

MD: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door. Leave them alone and go back after a few hours and analyse the situation:

1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounts department.

2. If they are recounting the bricks, put them in Auditing.

3. If they messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

5. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

6. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

7. If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

8. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

9. If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

10. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

11. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

and...

12. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

TheMarlin

 

TheMarlin

 

axisus

blobb

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/4uD1sTE.jpg

Kittyfrisk

barry2tone

barry2tone

DesVegas

They've broken into the music shop in town and are stealing all the instruments. Bloody luters.