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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16310

    tae be or not tae be
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  • fobfob Frets: 1431

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 20586
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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3273

    Looks like another hot weekend on the cards.....


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    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6375

    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • fandangofandango Frets: 2204
    equalsql said:


    so not funny.
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  • TheOtherDennisTheOtherDennis Frets: 2011
    Sadly, it's all too real
    If you must have sex with a frog, wear a condom. If you want the frog to have fun, rib it.
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
     

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  • TheOtherDennisTheOtherDennis Frets: 2011
    The reason the German looks dodgy is cos it's actually Dutch that looks dodgy. :)
    If you must have sex with a frog, wear a condom. If you want the frog to have fun, rib it.
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  • strtdvstrtdv Frets: 2590
    TheOtherDennis said:
    The reason the German looks dodgy is cos it's actually Dutch that looks dodgy. :)
    Came to post this
    Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 20586
    edited May 2020
    So from Monday in England it is OK to gather in groups of six.

    I asked the Seven Dwarves about this and I have to say that one of them isn't happy...
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  • JonathangusJonathangus Frets: 5050
    Kittyfrisk said:
    So from Monday in England it is OK to gather in groups of six.

    I asked the Seven Dwarves about this and I have to say that one of them isn't happy...
    Well, Doc's a bit busy at the moment.  And Sneezy's self-isolating anyway.

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    As for "when am I ready?"  You'll never be ready.  It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it.  - pmbomb


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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
     

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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24584
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10072
    Kittyfrisk said:
    So from Monday in England it is OK to gather in groups of six.

    I asked the Seven Dwarves about this and I have to say that one of them isn't happy...
    Sorry to be a pedant but surely six of them aren’t happy...
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24584
    HAL9000 said:
    Kittyfrisk said:
    So from Monday in England it is OK to gather in groups of six.

    I asked the Seven Dwarves about this and I have to say that one of them isn't happy...
    Sorry to be a pedant but surely six of them aren’t happy...
    That joke would have worked well if it had ended “one of them is grumpy”
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 20586
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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3273
    One has very good taste..

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    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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