Friday humour

Haych

Kittyfrisk said:

Enough already, I'm in danger of developing a RSI in trying to have a laugh  

That happens to me too, but not when I'm trying to have a laugh, although it does leave a smile on my face.

Roland

strtdv said:

Sadly the thread has now been ruined (at least on mobile) as it's just pages and pages of multiquote with no actual humour

The infinite regression “joke” has been moved to here https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/203059/the-infinite-regression-thread

littlegreenman

One for @RandallFlagg

merlin

sammysaber

Haych

I hired a handyman and gave him a list of things to do before going out for the day. 

When I came home he’d only done items 1, 3 & 5!

Turns out he only does odd jobs. 

relic245

I had thought I might give up being a flasher for 2021. 

I've decided to stick it out for another year. 

Gandalph

EricTheWeary

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic.

The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

axisus

My facebook response today ...

Kittyfrisk

sammysaber

sammysaber

sammysaber

EricTheWeary

I recently bought the biography of Richard Drew, the person who invented sellotape. Frustrating book as I couldn’t find the beginning. 

Sassafras

EricTheWeary said:

I recently bought the biography of Richard Drew, the person who invented sellotape. Frustrating book as I couldn’t find the beginning. 

I couldn't put it down.

PhilW1

Sorry can’t attach pic 

Haych

Sorry, I know it's not very woke but made me laugh out loud!

Shrews

Haych said:

Sorry, I know it's not very woke but made me laugh out loud!

I laughed too! It's one of those 'banter' things, just like when women say men can't multitask.

It only becomes an issue if a woman goes for a job as a driver and doesn't get it because the panel truly believe a male driver would be better because of their gender. 

Maybe that underlying, subconscious sexism risk is there, but there's also a risk that we become so stale and humourless that productivity dies and people just don't communicate for fear of saying something wrong.

Anyway, an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar.... What about the Welshman? And why can't it be a woman? In fact what has gender got to do with it?

An English person, Scots person, Irish person and Welsh person walk into a bar... Its already unfunny! 

Nitefly

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a Type O" said the rabbit.