Friday humour

drofluf · March 2021

Nitefly said:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a flashback” said the rabbit.

FTFY

rogd · March 2021

Image: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51059870567_71c34bfd16_z.jpg

A Coo Stick.

littlegreenman · March 2021

May be an image of 1 person and text that says ehh good enough Mediocrates

stan · March 2021

Nitefly · March 2021

drofluf said:

Nitefly said:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a flashback” said the rabbit.

FTFY

Not with you, @drofluf - have we already had this one somewhere n the last 200 pages, and I've missed it? Sorry if so, I got it from my brother last night.

*edit* he also sent it to my my sister - she still hasn't got it...

drofluf · March 2021

@Nitefly yes but it was last posted on the same page as yours, about 10 posts earlier...

Kebabkid · March 2021

https://i.imgur.com/XuDiYMX.jpg

Nitefly · March 2021

drofluf said:

@Nitefly yes but it was last posted on the same page as yours, about 10 posts earlier...

DOH! I missed a whole page!

What a plonker!

TheMarlin · March 2021

Nitefly said:

drofluf said:

@Nitefly yes but it was last posted on the same page as yours, about 10 posts earlier...

DOH! I missed a whole page! What a plonker!

It’s no biggie, all the jokes here are stolen from elsewhere. I enjoyed your joke just as much second time around

Keep posting the jokes, the world needs all the chuckles it can get right now.

drofluf · March 2021

Nitefly said:

drofluf said:

@Nitefly yes but it was last posted on the same page as yours, about 10 posts earlier...

DOH! I missed a whole page! What a plonker!

Easily done

TheOtherDennis · March 2021

I met my wife at the local tennis club.

It was 15-love at first sight.

Kittyfrisk · March 2021

TheOtherDennis said:

I met my wife at the local tennis club.

It was 15-love at first sight.

No sweat. First date in Pizza Express, Woking.

chillidoggy · March 2021

This picture reminded me of one I used to have. In the end I did have to get rid of it. They can be very cute and look harmless, but don’t be fooled. They are incredibly loud, very expensive to keep, and absolutely untrainable. The other one is a kangaroo and I don’t know anything about them.

https://i.imgur.com/bDEAZGt.jpg