Friday humour

breakstuff

 

Jonathangus

proggy

For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

Kebabkid

Role Reversal

https://i.imgur.com/voYxffG.jpg

EricTheWeary

I went into Waterstones and asked the assistant if they had any books on paranoia. 

"They're behind you" she said.  

rogd

rogd

Haych

JohnS37

Well, it is Friday, and this made me giggle (a bit . . ):

A young man gets a gig singing and playing guitar in a countryside pub.

During his first show, an old man comes up and says, “Lad, could ye play a jazz chord?”

Odd request, but the singer responds by strumming Gm9.

“No, boy, no. I want ye to play A JAZZ CHORD!”

Thinking maybe the old man wants something more exotic, he strums G7b9.

“Nae, that t’isn’t it. A jazz chord! ‘Ere, I’ll sing ye a bit of it:

“A jazz chord…to say….oi love you…..”

From Dan Heilman on quota dot com

proggy

A man's body has been found brutally murdered in the Welsh village of Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Meanwhile, 10 newscasters have phoned in sick.

Winny_Pooh

equalsql

https://m.imgur.com/rtxvk5l

Jonathangus

rogd

Boris has sent assistance.

rogd

Haych

I asked my daughter to hand me the phone book. She just roller her eyes, said something about how lame I was and handed me her iPad. 

So, the spider is dead, the iPad is ruined and my daughter hates me. 

Haych

Jonathangus