Friday humour

cruxiform

cruxiform

Gandalph

Fretwired

Haych

axisus

axisus

Haych

DesVegas

@Haych logged in just to lol. Well done

Haych

DesVegas said:

@Haych logged in just to lol. Well done

Thanks man, but I can’t take credit, nicked it off the book of face. 

TheMarlin

EricTheWeary

https://i.imgur.com/fCZqkN9.jpg

Jonathangus

Kittyfrisk

Haych

I relabeled every jar in my wife's spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet ...but the thyme is cumin!

Cols

Jonathangus said:

At least he located the hidden Rebel bass.

Haych

cruxiform

Haych

boogieman

A lorry carrying a load of penguins to the zoo breaks down. The driver calls the RAC but they tell him they can’t get a lorry mechanic out to him for a few hours. He starts getting worried that the penguins will suffer with the heat, so he flags down a car and offers the driver £100 if he’ll take the penguins to the zoo. 

The guy agrees, they put the penguins in the back seat of his car and he drives off. 

The RAC mechanic turns up a few hours later and fixes the lorry. The lorry driver wants to make sure the penguins got to the zoo ok, but when he gets there the zoo staff tell him they haven’t seen them! 

So now he’s really worried. Where are the bloody penguins? He’s going to get in massive trouble with his boss for losing them. 

So he drives around the town and eventually spots the guy with the penguins, parked outside a cinema. He goes storming over to confront him.

“Hey, you idiot.  I gave you a £100 to take this lot to the zoo! What happened?”

“Woah there!  Relax ! I DID take them, but there was some money left over so I’ve just taken them to see a film as well!”