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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12660
    My mate was born with 5 dicks, he has to get undies specially made, he says they fit like a glove.
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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    It's been out for years but I finally watched Fight Club.

    Oh! My! God!

    What a film. Why did nobody tell me about it?
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    HAL9000 said:
    rogd said:
    May be an image of text that says NO NONSENSE COFFEE GUIDE ERICANO BLACK COFFEE FLATWHITE WHITE COFFEE CAPPUCEINO FROTHY COFFEE LATTE MILKY COFFEE ESPRESS MINIATURE COFFEE MACHIATOMILK TOPPED COFFE MO MOCHA TEA CHOCCYCOFFEE HOTCHOGOLATE STILL NOT COFFEE NOT COFFEE Pubonthehoe
    So true. I hate it when I ask for a small black coffee and the server looks at me as if I’m speaking another language - oh, you mean a vente americano. No I don’t matey I mean a small black coffee. Not exactly difficult is it?


    I'll never forget being totally unable to make myself understood when asking for a standard coffee with cold milk, you know, with a ratio of around 85:15 coffee:milk

    It was only when I said "HONESTLY THIS IS RIDICULOUS. RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS. CAN I HAVE A CUP OF TEA PLEASE, BUT INSTEAD OF TEA, COULD YOU PUT COFFEE IN?" that I was eventually understood. 
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • zepp76zepp76 Frets: 2537
    Tomorrow will be a good day.
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1621
    May be an image of text that says I was born Male identify as male but according to Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding I am actually a family of four
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10072
    cruxiform said:
    The ancient Egyptians believed that cats were gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 5069
    cruxiform said:
    What on earth is going on at the bottom of her dress??

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